Dillon Layman

Just trying to play Farm simulator in real life.

[Dillon Layman @DLayman95]

The CDC recommends drinking banquets and minding your own damn business.

[Dillon Layman @DLayman95]

@TulsiGabbardDNI A&b

[Dillon Layman @DLayman95]

Call me the Bandit…Because I’m reckless.

[David Whitaker “The Land Guy” @farmlandguy]

Happy Easter

[Dillon Layman @DLayman95]

What a waste of air.

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

The world is laughing at us! This is what happens when you “elect” your POTUS via mail!!

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

WHY DO YOU DRINK?
https://t.co/3V1LntLZkB

[Dillon Layman @DLayman95]

Sometimes they let me look up at that East Texas sky
And the rain on the pines, oh Lord, how it shines
Like my darling's little diamond in the lights of loving county

[Dillon Layman @DLayman95]

@laurencelpg Some wranglers have a year warranty.

[Dillon Layman @DLayman95]

Everyone else. Oh no WW3
Me. Has been stocking surplus Russian 7.62x39 for years in sealed crates. Along with other ammo. (I’ll be your huckleberry)

[Sarah J. Bohnenkamp @sjbohnenkamp]

There are a lot of different ways career education and debt should be looked at. I'm with Mike.

[Dillon Layman @DLayman95]

La-da-da-da-dah
It’s the motherfuckin’ KOE

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

@KoeWetzel @SnoopDogg
https://t.co/uvgUXBvTXm

[Dillon Layman @DLayman95]

A real banger.

[Classic Rock In Pics @crockpics]

Eagles released Hotel California, February 22, 1977.

[Feedlot Protégé @PazourDrew]

10 years ago I would’ve been bombing down backroads because I was late for the curfew that I never met. Now I’m bombing down backroads because cows are out. It’s called growth baby

[Dillon Layman @DLayman95]

@TA_Mouse Get a spoonful of peanut butter and put a little on it takes the burnt taste away. Don’t ask me why but it does for me.

[Roshay C. @roshaycherice]

The black sheep of the family always end up being the goat.

[Dillon Layman @DLayman95]

@TA_Mouse A drop of mustard makes the burnt taste go away.

[Dillon Layman @DLayman95]

Spent 30 minutes talking to a man today and accepting a new job offer making more money and all the overtime I want. It’s strange how god works in mysterious ways.

[Dillon Layman @DLayman95]

@coreyb_33 Yea nobody wants to be your friend if you don’t party or act like a hood rat.

[Dillon Layman @DLayman95]

@ParkerMcCollum @ParkerMcCollum you are a stand up gentleman and awesome singer. Glad to see you spreading positivity and joy.