DirtLimmys

Daily Limerick of the adult variety

[ُ @absoIute_batman]

Norm Macdonald’s 9/11 joke is the best thing ever

[Simon Harley @simonharley]

This is the greatest spectator sport of all time.

[Financelot @FinanceLancelot]

BREAKING: Trump says he will give every adult citizen $5,000 if GOP wins the midterms

Idiocracy was so far ahead of its time 🤣

[DirtLimmys @DLimmys]

@likekoolaid I didn't know who he was until he got banned from Twitter. After seeing a few of his videos I'm still cool not knowing who he is.

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

You should take all these drugs and rethink your life.

[DirtLimmys @DLimmys]

🤣🤣 "gotcha bitch"

[NUFF @nuffsaidny]

Someone attacked Dave Chappelle at his show and his security team left that man looking like Mojo JoJo.

[cybr amir @cybramir]

society won’t heal until we bring back colorful transparent technology

[Trav @nemo1080]

Got to meet him in Booklyn at Skankfest and again in Houston at Skankfest South. He was such an approachabley-nice guy.

In unrelated news the bottom just fell out of the now flooded hotel soaps and shampoos black market...

[90 Day Fidance @ianimal69]

Oh wow this is insane, they arrested Will Smith today in Los Angeles! #WillSmith #WillAndChris https://t.co/sCRRIc3qc2

[DirtLimmys @DLimmys]

There was a young woman of Chester
Who said to the man who undressed her,
"I think you will find
That's it's better behind--
The front is beginning to fester"

[DirtLimmys @DLimmys]

There was a young fellow named Kimble
Whose prick was exceedingly nimble
But fragile and slender
And dainty and tender
So he kept it encased in a thimble.

[DirtLimmys @DLimmys]

There was a young man from Hong Kong
Who had a trifurcated prong:
A small one for sucking,
A large one for fucking,
And a honey for beating a gong.

[DirtLimmys @DLimmys]

There was a young man of Madras
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
When jangled together
They played "Stormy Weather"
And lightning shot out of his ass.

[DirtLimmys @DLimmys]

There was a young lady named Sue
Who preferred a stiff drink to a screw.
But one leads to another,
And now she's a mother
Let this be a lesson to you.

[DirtLimmys @DLimmys]

A lady with features cherubic
Was famed for her area pubic
When they asked her its size
She replied in surprise,
"Are you speaking of square feet, or cubic?"

[DirtLimmys @DLimmys]

There was a young lady named Flo
Who is lover had pulled out too slow.
So they tried it all night
Till he got it just right...
Well, practice makes pregnant, You know?

[DirtLimmys @DLimmys]

There was a young lady from Thrace
Whose corsets got too tight to lace?.
Her mother said, "Nelly,
There's things in your belly
That never got in through your face."

[DirtLimmys @DLimmys]

In the Garden of Eden lay Adam,
Complacently stroking his madam,
And loud was his mirth
For on all of the Earth
There were only two balls and he had em'