Daily Linkedin Shitposting

A parody account that illustrates the ridiculously fake, engagement-bait posts that LinkedIn is filled with.

Follow for greatness.

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POV: You open LinkedIn on a Friday and see 47 posts about 'embracing the grind' while your coffee is cold and your soul is deader than last quarter's targets.

'Just woke up at 3AM to manifest my promotion'

Dumbass has manifested 3 layoffs and a PIP.

LinkedIn isn't a professional network anymore.

It's a cult where everyone is a 'visionary leader' who turned spilling coffee into a $10M lesson on resilience.

This account illustrates the nature of these posts.

I did it on Linkedin. They banned me in record time.

Now I'm on X, hoping you can get a laugh out of my content, as I try my best to recreate AI slop by hand -
while it smartly reflects Linkedin post culture.

Drop your most unhinged LinkedIn sighting / screenshot below 📷#LinkedInLunatics #CorporateMemes #OfficeLife

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@SadVampire1776 https://t.co/OBYj0aDZ5g

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How LinkedIn looks at me when I don’t post a “3 things I learned” after stepping on dog shit.

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@GrillGary80085 https://t.co/OBYj0aDZ5g

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How LinkedIn looks at me when I don’t post a “3 things I learned” after stepping on dog shit.

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@majoriansmusing https://t.co/OBYj0aDZ5g

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How LinkedIn looks at me when I don’t post a “3 things I learned” after stepping on dog shit.

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@escapefrommelos https://t.co/OBYj0aDZ5g

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How LinkedIn looks at me when I don’t post a “3 things I learned” after stepping on dog shit.

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@coldcallsniper https://t.co/OBYj0aDZ5g

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How LinkedIn looks at me when I don’t post a “3 things I learned” after stepping on dog shit.

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@escapefrommelos https://t.co/OBYj0aDZ5g

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How LinkedIn looks at me when I don’t post a “3 things I learned” after stepping on dog shit.

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@DrewVento https://t.co/OBYj0aDZ5g

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How LinkedIn looks at me when I don’t post a “3 things I learned” after stepping on dog shit.

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@greg16676935420 https://t.co/OBYj0aDZ5g

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How LinkedIn looks at me when I don’t post a “3 things I learned” after stepping on dog shit.

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@shitpost_2077 https://t.co/OBYj0aDZ5g

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How LinkedIn looks at me when I don’t post a “3 things I learned” after stepping on dog shit.

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@Jvstas https://t.co/OBYj0aDZ5g

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How LinkedIn looks at me when I don’t post a “3 things I learned” after stepping on dog shit.

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@DrewVento https://t.co/OBYj0aDZ5g

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How LinkedIn looks at me when I don’t post a “3 things I learned” after stepping on dog shit.

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@SterlingWest https://t.co/OBYj0aDZ5g

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How LinkedIn looks at me when I don’t post a “3 things I learned” after stepping on dog shit.

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@PlisskenPatriot https://t.co/OBYj0aDZ5g

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How LinkedIn looks at me when I don’t post a “3 things I learned” after stepping on dog shit.

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How LinkedIn looks at me when I don’t post a “3 things I learned” after stepping on dog shit.

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I edge myself before every single presentation.

Get my heart pounding, palms sweating, balls tight, right on the fucking brink… then I pull back right before I nut myself into a panic attack.

Breathe. Lock in.

And step on stage like a goddamn pornstar who’s been teasing for 45 minutes.

That raw, desperate, veins-popping energy? Unmatched.

Most of you show up half-flaccid with your safe little slides and boring vibes.

I show up edged out of my mind, cocky, and ready to fuck the room.

Nervous? Good.
Ride that edge king.

Best presentations of my life have been when I was one stroke away from exploding.

Who else edges before they perform?

Be honest in the replies you degenerates 🔥

#EdgeLord #Presentations #HighPerformance #TwitterAfterDark

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@Shrishtimee Think about this one often.
What’s yours?

https://t.co/XTYPPeAM8D

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Some try hard to grow.

Some just grow hard.

Choose wisely.

#Wisdom

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@Shrishtimee @LinkedInLunat1c Wise move tagging me, fair maiden.

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@Shrishtimee Just a second babe, my daily dose of ass-forward content just dropped.

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@Still_learner https://t.co/2bODxyY1Yq

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I drop a war-crime-level shit in my in-laws’ house every single time I visit.

And I make sure they know it’s me.

Right when the vibes are perfect - my fiancée beaming, her mom serving appetizers, dad cracking jokes, I excuse myself, lock their pristine bathroom door, and unleash a thick, echoing monster that sounds like it’s fighting for its life.

No full flush either.

Just one fat, defiant nugget welded to the bowl and a toxic fog that reminds my mother-in-law how much I love her cooking.

I walk out, wash my hands like a perfect gentleman, and sit back down next to my girl with the calmest, most innocent smile you’ve ever seen.

They know it’s me.

Mom’s left eye twitches. Dad stares into his whiskey like it betrayed him.

Not a single word. Ever. Not to me. Not to my fiancée.

They’re carrying this disgusting secret in terrified silence.

This isn’t a stomach issue.

This is me marking territory while wearing their Christmas sweater.

The lesson, kings:

Real power doesn’t scream. It leaves evidence.

Never explain. Never apologize.

Own the throne.

Who else is running silent psychological ops on their in-laws?

#PowerMoves #SilentDominance #DarkPsychology #LeaveYourMark #FamilyWarfare #ExecutivePresence #UnhingedLeadership

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@arpitk217 Why is this random content blowing up 😭
Y’all should consider checking my page and ONLY follow when you find it funny.

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@arpitk217 Holy cringe.

Linkedin would eat this up.