Beau d'Lollocks

LUFC season ticket. All opinions are likely to be the fault of beer. Apparently I jirble, regularly. Einstein=Missing(Clothes Conundrum)

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@nicktolhurst Does anybody have the knitting pattern for a guillotine?

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@IndyNicola Scottish vernacular, like say

[JT @BritainisCool]

Petition: Referendum on changing the Electoral System To Proportional Representation (PR) https://t.co/Svi3Fjke9c

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@snb19692 #LostAllCredibility

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@nw_nicholas Der Farther.

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@stuzi_pants @mrjamesob #ItWillBeAllOverByChristmas

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@thombo1987 #ConfessionsOfAShoplifter

[We Own It @We_OwnIt]

A message to Environment Secretary Steve Reed @SteveReedMP, ahead of tomorrow's March for Clean Water.

Privatisation has been a failed experiment.
82% of the public wants water back in public hands.
#MARCHFORCLEANWATER #March4CleanWater

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@percypeacock1 @StecEng22 Next month will be a more relevant question.

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@LegalWeed4SC Bring a raincoat.

[RMT @RMTunion]

https://t.co/38ptJSwaOI

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@PhilipProudfoot Don't argue with Loz.

He's too daft to understand truth.

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@TariqJabbar80 Just like his dad.

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@TariqJabbar80 Creepy.

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@JoshFwd Never seems to happen with rail and water.

[All Leeds Away @allleedsaway]

Retweet if you are absolutely gutted 😡 #lufc #mufc #tenhag

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@RiotBadger Is it true that Neil Warnock has gone into hiding?

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@JoshFwd I'm not against nationalisation.
I mean that raising the fare takes more from passengers but the bus companies won't stop taking public money.

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@sharron_honey @JohnWest_JAWS Black melon.

Try not to think about it.