David Lowry

Fred Sanford's assistant.

[David Lowry @DLowry]

@CDWCorp This is really great. 5 boxes for this much ink? Seriously? All of this could fit in one box. #waste

[David Lowry @DLowry]

@underbloom Miss you dude. I just watched the video you made for your son again. I think it sucks we don't talk. Hope you're OK bro.

[David Lowry @DLowry]

@SenMikeLee I will be happy to get in a ring with you and beat your ass. You have no idea what net neutrality is do you? Fuck you.

[David Lowry @DLowry]

@TheEllenShow My father recently wrote a book about his long lost daughter. Wondered if you would mind looking? https://t.co/mVDRN8WGpu

[Victorinox North America @VictorinoxNA]

"There's nothing you can't do if you have a Swiss Army Knife, a roll of duct tape, and your wits. -MacGyver

[David Lowry @DLowry]

@MartinShkreli You are a total assbag. Way to help folks that don't have much.

[David Lowry @DLowry]

Thank you @ATT @ATTCares for sending me a Micro-Cell. I went from unusable service at home to 5 bars. #ATT

[David Lowry @DLowry]

Whooooaaaa....don't double charge me fah dat.
Don't double charge me fah dat. #savedatmoney

[David Lowry @DLowry]

@CDWCorp This is really great. 5 boxes for this much ink? Seriously? All of this could fit in one box. #waste

[David Lowry @DLowry]

#Victorinox #Alox Pioneer

[David Lowry @DLowry]

Cool lamp at #Melt. Want one.

[theCHIVE @theCHIVE]

Goals:

[David Lowry @DLowry]

@SwissArmy ok. Will do.

[David Lowry @DLowry]

Better view of the light saber gates at work. #StarWars

[David Lowry @DLowry]

@RealTracyMorgan This is my background because it makes me laugh. You can tell this is 100% pure happy! Thanks!

[David Lowry @DLowry]

@Billy_Boi_90 you sleep hard bruh. LOL

[David Lowry @DLowry]

@GovernorPataki You are more of a traitor than @Snowden is. You are one of those "good old boys" that wants to continue to hide things.

[David Lowry @DLowry]

@jamessmurray @SalVulcano you guys should do a skit with a unibrow or some weird facial hair.

[David Lowry @DLowry]

Couldn't care less about college football. I'd rather watch grass grow.

[theCHIVE @theCHIVE]

Awesome advice from @terrycrews