dustin.

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Me hitting on a bartender by asking what she does for a living:

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@NolesAndPhins Baz Luhrmann’s style is atrocious to me, but to each their own.

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New month, new challenge! June:

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@NolesAndPhins Elvis? I hated it so much.

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Day 3:

Priscilla (2023)

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Day 2:

Elvis (2022)

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“So, you thought watching other men satisfy your wife in ways you never could would somehow bring you two closer?”

[TMZ @TMZ]

💔 EXCLUSIVE: Lena the Plug files for divorce from Adam22.

Details: https://t.co/ygs8SqPTwM

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

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Nah, this team should’ve been better.

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Just an embarrassing series. Hopefully the road trip gets us right. I know one thing though— James Wood is on pace for 224 strikeouts. That’s not a recipe for success, no matter how much we all love him.

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

FINAL // Marlins 4, Nationals 1

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@ahaf21 So, few things factored in here— 1) I did “HoopIQ” mode with hidden stats 2) because of that, I didn’t realize Free’s last season was bad lol 3) I skipped some decent players at some positions hoping I’d get some of my favorites. Didn’t happen 😂

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Boy, this team is ASS 😭 let me lock in.

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I won.

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@Less_HumbleTeej 😂😂😂

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The Mailman will deliver some allegations to your team, that’s for sure.

[MusChampion @Less_HumbleTeej]

OHWEEEEE!!!

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America *needs* a new president and cabinet.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

LESS THAN TWO WEEKS.

UFC FREEDOM 250 X WHITE HOUSE. SUN JUNE 14TH.

THE COUNTDOWN IS ON. 🇺🇸

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I have a receipt for the engagement ring I bought you :)

[Kendal Grey @kendalgreywwe]

My face b/c now I have a receipt for Kelani and Lola :)))))

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Ok, this was much better. Took less risks and it paid off.

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@GatorRyan Microwaving fish in a workplace should carry a minimum 5 year sentence.

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Reasonable response, tbh.

[New York Post @nypost]

Cop arrested, fired for allegedly pointing gun at fellow officer who microwaved fish at police station https://t.co/DkE9a4Vx4h

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Not just in the game, but with an exclusive entrance theme, and a higher overall rating than some actual wrestlers. Please go to hell. @WWEgames

[𝕾𝖙𝖆𝖙𝖚𝖘™ @WhatsTheStatus]

"We're never in the business of patting ourselves on the back. "

Puts himself in the game #WWE2K26

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Just left seeing Pressure at the theater, and a brunette in scrubs was walking out of Obsessions. I had #feelings.

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Lmaooooooooo

[Acyn @Acyn]

Rubio: I have never seen Trump fall asleep.

Lieu: I’m going to show you a video that shows you just lied to congress. Here is a video of him asleep while you are talking.