D.M. Jamison

Writer. illustrator. OEF veteran business inquiries can be sent to [email protected] Live. Laugh. Fart🫶🏻

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Building up my spending power for veterans day. It’s basically my Christmas and Thanksgiving.

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Local pickup in San Antonio $15.
Shipping that and whatever it costs.
Or click the link in bio for Walmart, Barnes and Nobles and Amazon links.
All proceeds go to my Veterans Day activities on Tuesday.
Or cashapp $dmjinco

@DMJamisonX .

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@BraedenSorbo He had it coming.

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@RicFlairNatrBoy @KennyOmegamanX @WillOspreay How dare anyone have the nerve to even say someone might be better than this old melted candle who pats himself on the back more than he chugs handles of vodka. like when Goldberg was bitching that a company dared have Asuka beat his 20 yr streak. Times change, stfu or fuck off.

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@Applebees all you can eat is weak. The waitress didn’t explain anything, I first said I’ll try one of each. She didn’t say anything about one side at a time, just brought me chicken without anything else. The shrimp was good. The chicken was ok. The ribs were gross and dry.

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@FAFO_TV The guy in the white had waited his whole life for this moment.

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@Ersin0X Why is Alice Cooper waiting tables?

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@luisjgomez @beneisenberger This man ain’t getting no ass from me now. ✌️🕊️

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@WWEShop Scream mode is what Liv Morgan does when she’s kicked in the forehead

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@luireigns

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@luisjgomez saw Ronda wrestle live once. She gave Alexa Bliss a concussion and looked clumsy.

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look at this perfectly cut quesadilla I got at @tacobell .

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@Mr_Husky1

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Looks like Charlotte took from Seth’s wardrobe. #WrestleMania

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@TheCinesthetic

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@RomanEra0 Brock squashes him

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@RedWaveCrewHP So glad I waste my money on sushi and cat food instead of having to spend it to humor these tiny self absorbed idiots egos all day.

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@cape_wrestles

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@Matt_Pinner The Crack Rock

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@BackupJeffx She looks like she was created in an N64 game

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@JeffDye She knows what she’s doing. Free advertising.

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