After some preseason yapping Bama goes into Texas and demolishes the Shorthorns. The defense balled out, and offensively the Tide did what they wanted. Next up cheesehead Zell, and his train set. Rollllllllllllllllll Tiddddddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Bama starts off 2-0 with some tough wins. An angry and motivated Wisconsin team is on deck (no Diddy) but Bama is looking forward to a challenge. Dont give a piss about nothing but the Tidddddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeee
Tide come off an easy win against LSU to defeat NMSU at home. Their focus shifts to playing their best ball possible, in order to make the Alabama Invitational. Ain’t give a piss about nothing but the TIDEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Bama goes on the road again and shuts out Tennessee in the second half to take the dub. After the game Milroe said “crowd wasn’t even loud, we will be sangin Rocky Top while their girls give us top” ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL TIDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEE
“They are who we thought they were. Can’t come in to Bama and be scared to throw” - Coach Hightower
We saw that “target” and shot the club up.
DONT GIVE A PISS ABOUT NOTHING BUT THE TIDE!
Bama FINALLY returns home to play the hated Bulldogs of Georgia. Kickoff is at 1pm et. “We looking to get this hate out our hearts and fuck some shit up.” Ain’t give a shit about nothing but the tide!
The Tide went on the road for their 3rd straight game and got the dub in Wisconsin. Defense led the way with 7 interceptions and a fumble recovery for TD. ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL TIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Bama goes down 14 points on the road against OSU. Them boys lock in and don’t allow another point. 1-0 and number 1 in the nation after week one. ROLLLLLL TIDE!!! Bitches for everyone!
Well today is the day DML-College Football kicks off with its inaugural week 0 game. Wisconsin Badgers will travel to Texas to take on Quinn Ewers and the Longhorns. This game will be epic with @DML_Wisconsin looking to beat @DML_UofTexas and get the first win of the season.
Alabama is ready to take the field for day one of their preseason. Iron sharpens iron and if you ain’t down with the tide, take yo ass back home! #Rolltide
Dont’a Hightower was officially named the Head Coach of the Alabama Crimson Tide today in Tuscaloosa. He was surrounded by bad bitches, and all sorts of donors. He ended his press conference with a quote… “If you ain’t about that action, keep your soft ass at home” ROLL TIDE!