Dane Maness

Maness, creating awkward moments since 1986.

[Dane Maness @DMManess]

@Hackwaleen yesssss!!!!!

[Dane Maness @DMManess]

@chuckpersons_ @Hackwaleen maybe...

[Dane Maness @DMManess]

@Hackwaleen 😊 can we count that as my one moment of kindness for the year??? 😀

[Dane Maness @DMManess]

@Hackwaleen it was in a bag. And, I used TWO pieces of tissue paper

[Dane Maness @DMManess]

@chuckpersons_ @Hackwaleen I try not to judge, but, if you can't reach the valve you shouldn't be taking showers...

[Dane Maness @DMManess]

@Hackwaleen you weren't supposed to open it yet 😕

[Dane Maness @DMManess]

@thetottt if ruffles are good enough for chips, they're good enough for my face 😏 #onemonthlater #betterlatethannever

[Dane Maness @DMManess]

@Hackwaleen yeah. I mean, it's pretty disappointing, but it happens...

[Dane Maness @DMManess]

@Hackwaleen yes...yes I did 😔

[Dane Maness @DMManess]

@chuckpersons_ nope, but I broke in a pair of underwear... #💩

[Dane Maness @DMManess]

In case anyone was wondering what my face looks like at ~120mph...

[Dane Maness @DMManess]

Survived a 10,000 foot jump this morning. It was pretty great! Sorry, students, still going to have to put up with me next year 😕

[Dane Maness @DMManess]

@FeymiCruz love it! He looks like he's annoyed you're taking a picture of him lol

[Dane Maness @DMManess]

@FeymiCruz it's alright. But, now I actually am curious if it is a boy or a girl lol
You're welcome 😀

[nashedahhh @nashedah_jumps]

@DMManess 😂😂 you just made my day and no 😂 like it now😂

[Dane Maness @DMManess]

@nashedah_jumps it took me until 8:42😔 but, hey, I guess better late than never 😀 done!😏

[Dane Maness @DMManess]

@FeymiCruz
1) "it?"
2) you are pretty awesome

[Dane Maness @DMManess]

@nashedah_jumps would it be awkward of me to like your tweet? 😳

[Dane Maness @DMManess]

@chuckpersons_ toilet? Got tons of em, 2-ply 😏 they've got a sweet deal on them at Costco rn. Totally kidding, you'll definitely get yours!!

[Dane Maness @DMManess]

A week from today I will be jumping out of an airplane. Hopefully gravity will take it easy on me...