@HOFSteveTasker Josh Allen's Super Bowl stats since entering the league in 2018...
Total TDs: 0
Total Yds: 0
INT%: .000
Rushing Yds: 0
Rushing TDs: 0
QB Rating: 0
Win%: .000
Passing TDs: 0
Completion %: 0
Passing Yards: 0
These are all last in human history..minus INT %.. Nice
Took a few of the kids to meet my dad for dinner last night. Realized I learned all of my waitress jokes from him. I just sat there, silent, like a student in the presence of a sensei who’s always two steps ahead.
“More chips? Oh what the heck, I’m not driving.”
*waitress clearing an empty plate* “I hated it!”
“He’ll take the check!” *pointing to the toddler*
Absolute master of his craft. What a blessing to watch the king in action.
Growing up in Canada, we were filled with anti-American propaganda. And I didn’t realize when I was growing up, but many Canadians have this constant energy of trying to prove they are better than America.
Constantly feigning moral superiority over Americans.
When I moved to Australia, it was the same thing. A constant proving of why they are better than the US.
Here’s what Canadians and Australians don’t realize…Americans don’t think about them at all.
They don’t spend time trying to prove they are better.
They just go live their lives and try to be the best.
Posts like this 👇🏻 just give Americans entertainment until college football starts again. But keep coping I guess.
“LOL the US fans actually think they can win the World Cup”.
Buddy, we have won 2 World Wars and landed on the Moon by just thinking we can do something. It’s literally our whole thing.