DMPN - Quarantine Edition

The podcast that’s trying it’s best. Host: @theDrewBaker Producer: @CoryGreenspan27 Forever Guest: @theEvanMurray Also there: @campdanowitz

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It’s finally over #bachelorabc #BachelorNation

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BASED BRACKETOLOGY IS BACK!!! In this episode (almost) all the boys show up to create a March Madness Mascot Death Bracket. We predicted the Oral Roberts upset and reveal the true history of Oral Roberts’ name. https://t.co/b6AjO0IDe3

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#Bachelor #BachelorNation

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“Idk if i’ll ever love like this again”
Girl you are 24 go make eye contact in a bar #BachelorNation

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Matt dated one white woman and grew a lumberjack beard in response #bachelorabc

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After a nice night with Michelle he’s making Bri sleep outside? Brutal #TheBachelor

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Going in for the kiss after she says “I love you” is an elite way to avoid saying it back #TheBachelor

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Dammit I came here to see Rachael cry, not Matt! #TheBachelor

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Just finished recording a new episode. Please don’t photoshop anything into this picture. We trust you.

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Love hearing a rock and roll version of “You Are My Sunshine” while being read a never ending lists of side effects. #TheBachelor

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Victoria seems overjoyed to watch videos of herself being a complete menace to society #TheBachelorABC

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@TheDrewBaker How else are you supposed to make them overanalyze the order in which they were called?

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I’m no math magician but this should be a pretty easy rose ceremony #TheBachelor

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Producers really said “well SOMEONE gotta get in that limo and cry as it drives away 👀” #TheBachelor

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The fact they just glossed over her getting absolutely smoked into the ground and didn’t show a slo mo replay.... don’t worry I gotchu guys #TheBachelor

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Wanna listen to 2 (3? 4?) jackasses dissect this and other moments from #TheBachelor ? Here is an extremely shameful plug: https://t.co/YFCUMZizwV

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How it feels to chew 5 gum. #TheBachelor

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Seeing a Prowler on tv is the most personally impactful moment of the season for me so far.

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@AmanAmanster “Do you love Ms. Young? Are you high right now? Do you ever get nervous?”

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Nevermind they seem to fully grasp the concept. Explaining sexuality to kids must be a breeze then. Why do people make such a big fuss out of it?