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he/him | artist & enthusiast

[Andy, you’re a fine girl what a good wife you w @DM_Starhelm]

the squirtle squad asked me if I’ve ever read Marx

[Wizard of Barge @wizardofbarge]

Real recognize real

[Andy, you’re a fine girl what a good wife you w @DM_Starhelm]

work in progress ouroboros but lots of progress today

[Jeff Stormer @PartyOfOnePod]

Party of One is one of the best Actual Play podcasts out there, RT if you agree

[Andy, you’re a fine girl what a good wife you w @DM_Starhelm]

guy at movie theater : where did you get that shirt and shorts?!
me : TJ Maxx - ladies section
gamt : hell yeah

[Ripley Matthews 🇵🇸 @a_queer_wizard]

I think the thing missing most from modern DnD is art of heroes absolutely eating shit

[forever botchamania @Maffewgregg]

I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE SERIES 3 EPISODE 2 3:43

[Andy, you’re a fine girl what a good wife you w @DM_Starhelm]

@marcieallyn yes

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

I have over 400 hours of experience playing Civilization V. Vladimir Putin should have known that when his national happiness fell below -20 he would start spawning random insurgents. Here’s what he should do next: 🧵(1/?)

[rainbolt @georainbolt]

168 william st, nyc. you can order it by asking for "the rainbolt".
do not gatekeep.

[Andy, you’re a fine girl what a good wife you w @DM_Starhelm]

AM Beijing house 😤🔥

[JSP @CommutrBarnacle]

No. Here is the weirdest story ever.

King Umberto I of Italy went to a restaurant on July 28, 1900. He had a trusted aide with him and apparently there were a couple witnesses to this. King Umberto and his friends all noticed the owner of the place looked exactly like Umberto.

[Andy, you’re a fine girl what a good wife you w @DM_Starhelm]

@katieaiello idk who the first lady talking is but she sounds like a fucking idiot

what happens in her scenario is I (fuming in my car as I always am) check my blind spot before getting out of my car (bc I’m not a fucking idiot) and wait for the cyclist to pass before I open my door

[Andy, you’re a fine girl what a good wife you w @DM_Starhelm]

tough out here in these streets

[Talia Jane @taliaotg]

James W. Hall, NYPD Sgt. in the Health & Wellness section.

5 allegations, 3 substantiated including use of pepper spray on a Black woman, and was named in 2 lawsuits, one of which cost the City of New York $35,000.

https://t.co/rxkmcr0r1j

[Andy, you’re a fine girl what a good wife you w @DM_Starhelm]

“what do your tattoos mean”
they mean I like it when baristas compliment me and they’re WORKING

[Andy, you’re a fine girl what a good wife you w @DM_Starhelm]

@lilnastyboy1994

[Andy, you’re a fine girl what a good wife you w @DM_Starhelm]

the squirtle squad asked me if I’ve ever read Marx