Major_J

Born ready

[Major_J @DMajor_J]

@Naija_PR ME: Babe where did you buy the salt you used to cook this food?
HER: Oh, I got it from Iya Chidera’s shop
ME: Don’t buy salt from her place again… Her salt is too salty

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@Naija_PR double shege ahead

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@ManUtdInPidgin The one with small goatee is Rafael while the other one with red lips is Fabio

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#NewProfilePic

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@chemicalbrodar 😂😂😂

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@Naija_PR Pay my tithe to "the doer of good things"

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@Naija_PR Tottenham vs De Gea

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@dayveedcody_ My village people will never see me like this because I know exactly what will happen

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@maleahhw In this life eh, just be fine and then
You can say something that doesn't have any meaning and everybody will still like it

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@manunitedzone @CrossyDailyStar You will just open your mouth waaaaaa!

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@cuppymusic Something that is very uncommon in Nigeria

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This is to inform any serious country looking for space to test their missiles, I have an empty space just for you. Here are the coordinates. 9.0623° N, 7.5185° E

Send missiles from 10am to 12pm for maximum impact.

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@TundeEddnut In summary

Debit alert
Debit alert
Debit alert

I've not seen the money

Why is Jessica calling you sweetie

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@TundeEddnut Even if na another slave trade, me and my guys don ready like this

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@Wizzfarukk @iam__remy Wetin you wan do if I choose any of the two?
Abeg lemme alone

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@Cele__Audu @iam__remy @UncleMohamz @Alex_Houseof308 Depends on the food...

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@aystickz Sorry sir, please excuse me. Thank you

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Number 1 problem

[Bashir Ahmad, OON @BashirAhmaad]

Nigeria’s Number 1. @MBuhari 🇳🇬

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@channelstv He just realized they've been giving him the wrong advice

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@christabel60 @mrmanhere_ Same way ladies expect a man to know they are crushing on him