Daniel Marinara

Akron High Class 2012. Exclusively eats Noodles with Butter. I’m not Perverted I’m just a sauce that goes well with Italian Dishes

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@McDonalds where’s the free Big Mac for a Jets sack?

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@coleyx3 @NHL_On_TNT Just happened to me

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@TNTSportsUS what is this shit? You give me the first 12 minutes of the rangers game and then do this?

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Malik Nabers was just spotted going through security at Newark Airport in a wheelchair. Pretty much confirms the ACL tear

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Ohana apparently means fuck your family and become a marine biologist now

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@therejects how to get you to come to NJ to play in my backyard tiki bar?

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God Pack on Whatnot?!? Thank you @Whatnot!!!

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Mookie Betts? The Bowler?

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A few million years ago a fish decided to develop lungs and walk on land. Now I’m here and I hate my dad

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Well that was one way to sing the National Anthem

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Are the Mets even a real baseball team? Grimace, Creed Mariachi Bands, and now Latin Pop Stars?

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Yall be eating hotdogs for the memes now a days. As a poor kid growing up I ate hotdogs to live

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I enjoy the stupid Animal Crossing wildlife puns way too much

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@CBSNews I only watch the news from a select few days ago year and it’s always from 11pm-1am I demand @KristieKNews to be on when I watch

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It's employee appreciation day at work and they some gelato cart to come in and the guy who served the gelato was scrolling through Indeed between people getting gelato

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I’m not saying 9/11 was a good thing, but we did get My Chemical Romance from it

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If you get food stamps or welfare, does that make you a government employee?

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Ben Franklin was on demon time

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Dear @Pokemon and @GAMEFREAK_info, where do you get the audacity to add all the legendaries in the new DLC just to have them shiny locked? Nice way to have us wait a whole year for DLC just to have us disappointed.

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How does @RealBenBailey sleep knowing he has a taxi driver license?