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I taught English, which let me live in various places in South America & Asia. Hoping for another circumnavigation if pandemic ever settles. Writer.

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Before 45:
—pizzerias sold pizzas, not children
—news was real
—elections were fair
—the world was round & we'd been to the moon
—viruses were real & people avoided them
—Nazis were never good people (well, Schindler)
—Immigrants made US great
—FBI were good cops
—&c.

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 18 Nov 2013 (via @twi_age).

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 18 Nov 2013 (via @twi_age).

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@RebeccaResistor Feel better soon & may you have a speedy recovery.

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Happy Valentine's Day, my funny valentine. @RangeelaDesi
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@Stichtworth Yes. Block. You don't have to put up with that.

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@EllieFragment @TweeterMegz G'night.

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@MysterySolvent Ear Wax™

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@BeckyLannister @yashar He enjoys offending people with food dislikes. Kinda like the guy who said Indian food is terrible. Or is he the guy who said Indian food is bad? No, it was Tom Nichols, which is probably why he banned me.

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@BeckyLannister @Sethrogen 🤣😂🤣why? What makes you say that?

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@RangeelaDesi @metickleu @tinyrush17 It clearly illustrates why I prefer to remain single.

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@crymeariver6666 Aww😢 I'm sorry for your loss.

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@LeMondeDeDomi Want the world to work out its pandemic problems so i can travel like this. I don't know where this is, but I love places like this. What to do? Find a cafe & spend the afternoon sipping coffee, tea, or sparkling water. Then head to dinner at some promising place spotted earlier.

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@LeMondeDeDomi They have those assorted symbiotic attendant fishes like sharks do. They're so magnificent.

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@ReneeAlida A little known historical fact: Lyndon Johnson was a breatharian, & he taught the minimalist dietary practice to his dogs as well.

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@mammylovesc @MaryMontefusco Best answer.

A "medium-well" steak with an internal temperature of 145 degrees, is really a pretty well-done steak closer to the edges of the meat with a slightly rare section in the center.

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@realPaulMay Sure, no problem. Country over party!

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@AdjunctDespot Taste good?

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@mama_anxious But did he give you 💲36,000? 🤣🤑💸

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@WitchyDem You don't need them.

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@metickleu @tinyrush17 Single is a legitimate status & not just a waystation between relationships or a sign something is wrong. In retrospect I wish I'd chosen to remain single all my life. The occasional fuck buddy would be ok, but that's something altogether different.