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Arizona man in Japan。 日本にいるアリゾナ人だ。

[TBD✈️🇩🇪SPIEL 4J325 @TaiwanBGdesign]

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Finally made it home. A successful #IKEAchallenge in the books! Results: 2 fights, 2 meals eaten, 7 diapers changed, 6 aspirins taken, and 1 unfurnished apartment.

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I continue to underestimate the #IKEAchallenge ... it’s not only a battle of 2 now, but with a sadistic master of a 3rd wheel I call my spawn

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And with a surprise announcement, the baby comes back into play with a giant load into her diaper! #IKEAchallenge

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Success! Triumphant over the #IKEAchallenge with minimal fighting. Ending with celebratory last bite hot dogs and desserts!

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Waiting in line with a trolley full of stuff, a dude and his girlfriend cut us off and hurry up front. I’m about to say something until I read his hat. “RUDE” on the front. Well, he’s honest. #IKEAchallenge

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“So you don’t love me or the baby! That’s what this means. You don’t buy so you don’t love the baby.” #IKEAchallenge

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Mrs: “Do you remember last time? This is the same time I was annoyed. I’m already annoyed with you.” #IKEAchallenge

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And now the real challenge begins! After we leave the main furniture, we shop for small knickknacks. The bane of my existence. #IKEAchallenge

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Which set of plasticware to buy? One is a party. The other makes me want to poop an egg. #IKEAchallenge

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Making good headway then WHAM, hit with another #BabyDelay . Diaper change required.

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Unexpected part of #IKEAchallenge ... waiting on the sofa in front of the restrooms so the Mrs can feed the baby. #BabyDelay

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The wife wants more DRONA boxes. She just keeps “DRONA-ng” on about them. #IKEAchallenge pun!

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Mrs: “I need to poop!”
Me: “We barely made it to the dining section.”
Mrs: “I brought a change of clothes for the baby. Not for me. I need to go poop now!” #IKEAchallenge

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Starting the #IKEAchallenge with a feast! We are here so rarely that we just had to grab everything!

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Arrival to the IKEA without a fight so far. Baby slept the whole way. Good luck shine down on us #IKEAchallenge

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The baby is now a member of the family. She finally learned to fart without crying. Propped up her leg up and let out a loud one without crying! #IKEAchallenge comes to save the day today

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Today starts with a slow thud as both the wife and I wake up early to hit the long road to IKEA and the baby wants none of it. #IKEAchallenge

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Well, hello Twitterverse! It’s been awhile. Looks like we have some catching up to do. As in, today mark’s the next great #IKEAchallenge ! IKEAchallenge 2: Rise of the Baby Furnishings!

[Gillian Wong / 黄敬龄 @gillianwong]

China and North Korea are not quite as “close as lips and teeth” as the saying goes, this piece by @APklug shows: https://t.co/lNAZd8aH3b