Dapper Dan

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[Dapper Dan @DMcGarril]

lol….my 2020 heating oil costs came to $1,108.84 and my 2022 heating oil total was $2,923.48. Same house, same internal temp of 68 degrees. What fuckin planet is she living on

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

VP HARRIS: "We have reduced heating and electricity bills so folks have more money in their pocket to buy things like school supplies, replace the dishwasher or take a family vacation."

[Dapper Dan @DMcGarril]

Hey @MetroNorth your new ticketing system completely sucks and the app is worse now too. Until this year we had 2 months to use a non-activated ticket and now they expire at 4am the NEXT DAY!? 1 conductor actually told me to tweet you cuz he agreed that this is B/S

[Dapper Dan @DMcGarril]

@Finkerton @TAUKband @DojaMonkey @lespecialmusic Fink’s Funkhouse? Lol idk but looking forward to supporting the new venue!

[Asad🗽🍎 @AsadFromNYC]

Any time I read a cynical take about the supposed death or end of New York, I am reminded of my favorite NYC quote of all time, by the philosopher Robert M. Pirsig, and it always puts a smile on my face:

“New York has always been going to hell but somehow it never gets there.”

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

A thread on famous paintings that influenced some of cinema's most iconic film scenes.. You'll be surprised by some of these..!

1. Alien 3, directed by David Fincher

Reference to : Girl’s Head beside a Skull by Rex Whistler

[Dapper Dan @DMcGarril]

It’s a…nice day for a…wook weddinggg

[Bodega KAT Sunflower @raspberry_bidet]

Why would Trey's daughter, the daughter of one of the wealthiest musicians going, want a fucking wook wedding? C'mon guys.

[Dapper Dan @DMcGarril]

Watching @dogsinapileband at a waterpark in Atlantic City and i can’t believe they just covered “Sexy Dance” by Masayoshi Takanaka 🤣 so good

[Jazz Is Dead @jazzisdeadco]

Gil Scott Heron explains the meaning behind ‘The Revolution Will Not Be Televised,’ a 1991 interview

#jazzisdead

[Dapper Dan @DMcGarril]

People are out here wearing a cologne that to a dummy like me HAS to translate to a “Touch of the toilet”

[Menswear Deals @MenswearDeals]

50% OFF Burberry Touch Eau De Toilette for Men, 3.3 Fl Oz. ONLY $51.98

SHOP HERE: https://t.co/UvISZ0FvVF

[chief quiche @internet_james_]

Possibly hot take: People who like those artists don’t go to shows. Real live music heads don’t enjoy arena-sized artists. Real heads are in the 200-5,000 cap venues. Arena shows are expensive, suck ass, and usually are for like Top 40 and classic rock acts.

[Dapper Dan @DMcGarril]

Did i just see him brush his teeth and floss while smokin a black & mild? 🤣🤣🤣 insane

[Dapper Dan @DMcGarril]

I refuse to believe the top 2 tweets were coincidentally listed one after the other on my TL lol

[Dapper Dan @DMcGarril]

@raspberry_bidet https://t.co/Y7Bj57Lj3I

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

i mean cmon man you gotta at least try

[Dapper Dan @DMcGarril]

I was just at a bar that charged me $13 for a pilsner pint. I looked at my wife and asked “where the hell did you bring me?” In front of the bartender and he said sorry 😂😂😂

[Dapper Dan @DMcGarril]

@raspberry_bidet 😭😭😭😭

[Dapper Dan @DMcGarril]

Today in Hell’s Kitchen I was walking across 8th ave and Tracy Morgan passed by me in a Lambo blasting “Hard Knock Life” by Jay-Z

[sean yoo @SeanYoo]

i have no explanation for this tiktok but i’m in awe of it. it feels like either a tim robinson sketch or A24 horror film.

[Dapper Dan @DMcGarril]

This was really cool to see in person

[Alex Grey @alexgreycosm]

One of the most amazing things about the Entheon opening on the Full Moon June 3, was the extraordinary projections on the building provided by @tas.visuals and @deltaprocess.it.
Audio by @eliazupin

[alex 🇺🇸🎃 @patriotdog]

In the electronics section at Target, a lady asked me if the chihuahuas from Beverly Hills Chihuahua 1 were the same as in part 2. I said I didn't know and she walked away. Later, her daughter(?) asked me the same question, and the lady says "don't ask him, he's a fucking idiot"

[Dapper Dan @DMcGarril]

@raspberry_bidet C!? Stay far far away from there haha

[Dapper Dan @DMcGarril]

I view health code ratings like a strict, hard-to-please parent would read their kid’s report card. This deli in Manhattan had a “B” on their window and i felt so disappointed in them