Dan the Man

John 13:34, Father, Husband, #GoNoles🍢, #BravesCountry, #WeAreTheKrewe, #GoBolts, #MagicTogether🪄 #UpTheChels

[Dan the Man @DMiddlebrooks47]

Whew y’all really gonna try this now? You are going to get COOKED on this tweet.

[FIFA Media @fifamedia]

Official attendance figures reflect the number of tickets scanned and spectators present within the stadium footprint, rather than visual assessments of seating occupancy at any given moment during the match. FIFA works closely with stadium authorities and ticketing teams to ensure all published figures are based on verified operational data.

Please note that, during last night’s match in Guadalajara, several ticketed fans could be seen standing in concourses rather than staying in their assigned seats throughout the match.

[Josh Howerton @howertonjosh]

@sesamestreet Guys, there is no universe in which it makes sense to message to children about sexual desires, regardless of worldview.

Stop and think about what you’re doing.

[TheEnzoLad (World Cup Era) @TheEnzoLad]

Chelsea admin once Gabriel missed

[Dan the Man @DMiddlebrooks47]

One of the most idiotic decisions I’ve ever seen. This guy has been an electric 9 in the WC. Won’t be rooting for the Brazilians after this.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: João Pedro has been left OUT of the 2026 World Cup by Brazil. ❌

Andrey Santos and Thiago Silva, also out. 🇧🇷

[𝐕𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐨 @Varticoo]

@FabrizioRomano @KINGRabbi01 Heads up king, we've got premier league title to win next season

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the Men’s Team.

The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four-year contract at Stamford Bridge.

Welcome to Chelsea, Xabi!

[Dan the Man @DMiddlebrooks47]

@CFCNewsReport He’s gone AND we get 70 large? Sign me up

[Dan the Man @DMiddlebrooks47]

@Breesoverrated He had it made in the team shop man. A first round pick can get any jersey made he wants.

[Dan the Man @DMiddlebrooks47]

@ChelsTransfer Club World Cup final.

[Dan the Man @DMiddlebrooks47]

@FutbolCheIsea Getting battered by the NFO second team is peak 2026 Chels. We are in disarray.

[Dan the Man @DMiddlebrooks47]

@OliviaBuzaglo Derry injury will prove to either be a coffin nail or a catalyst for a comeback today. I pray it's the latter.

[Dan the Man @DMiddlebrooks47]

My goodness. We are finished.

[Pys @CFCPys]

Cole Palmer misses the penalty.

[Dan the Man @DMiddlebrooks47]

Chop on, baby!!! #Braves

[Peyton @PeytonTowry]

How life feels being an Atlanta Braves fan right now

[MLB @MLB]

The Braves have the best record in MLB (18-8) AND the best run differential (+62) 🔥

[Dan the Man @DMiddlebrooks47]

I will pick a (fantasy) team on Sunday that will represent this jobless man.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Liam Rosenior: “I will pick a team on Sunday that will represent this club”. ⚠️

[Dan the Man @DMiddlebrooks47]

No, two months ago was the time to deliver you plonker. #fireRosenior #BluecoOut

[Futbol Chelsea @FutbolCheIsea]

🎙️Rosenior:

“Now is the time to deliver”

[Dan the Man @DMiddlebrooks47]

Fireable offense.

[Pys @CFCPys]

Paul Winstanley is keen on bringing Garnacho to Chelsea and they believe they can get him for a figure nearer £30m. (@alex_crook @talkSPORT) #CFC

[Dan the Man @DMiddlebrooks47]

@ChelseaFC He can shoot? Holy cow. Who knew???

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💙 Cole Palmer: “I’ve got NO plans to move club, and when I see it I just laugh”.

“Obviously Manchester is my home. All my family are there, but I don’t miss it. When I get home I think there’s nothing there for me anyway”, told The Guardian.