Dumb Milesplit

Dumber version of @milesplit. Home of everything dumb HS XC/T&F. Not actually affiliated with Milesplit. Parody.

[Dumb Milesplit @DMilesplit]

Ran so hard the other day that coach thought I cut the course.

That’s just what happens when you put in the work and run a 10:36 5k. 💪

[Dumb Milesplit @DMilesplit]

Day 369 of quarantine: I’m starting to doubt Track exists at all. It was likely a myth my coach started to get me to train. I’m running out of chocolate milk. Help.

[Dumb Milesplit @DMilesplit]

@Twitter Coach when I complain about anything hurting

[Dumb Milesplit @DMilesplit]

Coach after killing our legs for 2 hours straight

[Dumb Milesplit @DMilesplit]

Nice

[Dumb Milesplit @DMilesplit]

On a serious note: I’m graduating this year. Should I:

[Dumb Milesplit @DMilesplit]

Tested positive for missing long runs with the homies 🥺👉👈

[Dumb Milesplit @DMilesplit]

Now’s the perfect time to train and build up. Whether you’re training for a fast PR during cross country season or being able to run to the front of the Porta Potty line at meets, go for it.

[Cross Country Probs @CrossProb]

2020 state track and field championships

venue: ur treadmill

[Dumb Milesplit @DMilesplit]

I for one, welcome our new sprinting goddess, Britney Spears

[Dumb Milesplit @DMilesplit]

Coronavirus is handing out too many DQs right now

[Dumb Milesplit @DMilesplit]

Sharon please take me back I’ll even run 4x4 for you

[Dumb Milesplit @DMilesplit]

I run track so that I can run from the authorities when they inevitably charge me with tax fraud

[Dumb Milesplit @DMilesplit]

Me and the homies out here hydrated

[Dumb Milesplit @DMilesplit]

Running fact #22: chances are that freshman who is sprinting the warmups isn’t going to even break 5 in the mile

[Dumb Milesplit @DMilesplit]

I’m 3 seconds off of qualifying for nationals in the mile.
Granted it’s the mile racewalk, but still

[Travis Miller @travismillerx13]

ESPN’s Max Kellerman says track is not a sport and you only get into it because you’re a failure of an athlete and not tough enough...dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.

[Dumb Milesplit @DMilesplit]

That’s BS. You said track and field was made up of athletes who failed in other sports, and implied they were skill-less. 100% trying to cover his ass. Maybe learn a thing or two about race strategy, or how difficult the sport actually is before you talk poorly about it.

[Max Kellerman @maxkellerman]

@tibartoletta @ShaunHazey Track and field is filled with great athletes. My point was that financial incentive creates a hierarchy in sports, so that GENERALLY speaking those who can play in the NBA & NFL do so (though obv bball selects out for height, & football’s violence is a deterrent for many)

[Dumb Milesplit @DMilesplit]

Everybody be transferring to Loudoun Valley 😔

[Dumb Milesplit @DMilesplit]

In the trainer’s office

[Dumb Milesplit @DMilesplit]

Coaches make you do arms during the start of xc season like all your muscle isn’t going to disappear within a week