Dezert Misterayne

Observational thoughts | All judgements are for comedy purposes only.

[Dezert Misterayne @DMisterayne]

Happy New Year everyone!

[Dezert Misterayne @DMisterayne]

Bradford totally deserved to win. Great perseverance, credit to them! Well done.

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RVP in the new Dre Beats advert.

[JJMurfin @RetfordWanderer]

Don’t worry arsenal it’s not like your playing your strongest team or anything. Oh wait….. #bradford #letsalllaughatArsenal

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Is it me or is this Bradford pre match song so annoying?

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Why are Newcastle playing on #mnf again? Couldn't Sky get two other teams to play tonight!

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Messi - The greatest ever! Record broken.

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Lets hopes Messi breaks the record tonight.

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Falcao scoring 5 goals. Just amazing!

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@Lozziw66 Thank you for the re tweet.

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Will West Brom do a 'Hull City' and fall apart for the remained of the season?

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It's the 'Watch Show' again. All football pundits whatever the channel seem to want all the attention on there watches.

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The Gareth Bale own goal is brilliant! Excellent player you have to say.

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@expatscouserpro How can we entice these people to live in this town? haha

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The new Nutri Grain bars make so much mess! They tasted much nicer before they added some stuff to the top!

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@xShaunaWithLove I know how you feel. Maybe because it's not December yet?

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@talkSPORTDrive You have a point there. Is £77K a week money well spend just for some sort of stability?

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@expatscouserpro What a fantastic idea! Brilliant.

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Learner Drivers should not have lessons in rush hour. It's are so so annoying! Surely they can go faster than 15mph.

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@xShaunaWithLove Just busy as usual. The holidays will be good though.