Dan 97

[El Marqués de las Zorreras @EZorreras]

Cuando tengas un mal año, acuérdate de Paco.

[Magnetic Norse @MagneticNorse]

My brother in Christ, how did you think this was going to go any other way?

[Sela @Sela2941]

Pie prank🤡

[🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45]

Words Of Wisdom From Children. These Are
Brilliant.

1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. Patrick,
age 10

2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?* don't answer him. Michael. 14

3. Never tell your mom her diets not working.
Michael, 14

4. Stay away from prunes. Randy, 9

5. Never pee on an electric fence. Robert, 13

6. Don't squat with your spurs on. Shelly, 13

7. Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to.
Emily, 10

8. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. Bridgett, 11

9. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. Traci, 14

10. Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're
eating crackers. Mitchell, 12

11. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic lac. Andrew, 9

12. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the
same time. Timmy, 9

13. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of
milk. Jeffrey, 9

14. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. Kellie, 11

15. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a
horse. Naomi, 15

16. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.
Lauren, 9

17. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. Joel, 10

18. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. Amy, 13

19. Never try to baplize a cat. Jason, 8

[𝗞lark @KnightClawk]

An American tourist in Phuket, Thailand, stepped in and fought a French man who was beating his girlfriend.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

Not sure if this is a skit or not, but one thing it definitely is... PURE CINEMA🤣

The commentary is just the icing on the cake.

Writer: Daniel
https://t.co/uP1yeQHtcn

[NRM84 @Mappy6984]

The dude filming is having the time of his life🤣🤣🤣🤣

[That's Freaking Amazing @DesireToSee]

I’m impressed 🤯

[Dan 97 @DMonshor]

Hell ya

[Ratatouille @Hunchoquavo153]

they don't make movies like this this anymore.

[College Sports Only @CSOonX]

"Today marks the beginning of a new era for Michigan State football."

The new era:

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

This guy recorded himself walking around a Blockbuster for a movie night in 1993 and it's pure nostalgia

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

Thank God he was there to help her get unstuck: 😅

[Blonde of War (JJ) @BlondeOfWar]

The Perfect Challenge - Nailed It 🤜🏼

😂😂😂

[Michigan Men's Basketball @umichbball]

The Kings of College Basketball 〽️

[Kitten Cat😺 @Kittencat93]

Cat attack on cubes😂💭

[Dividend Hero @HeroDividend]

I am never deleting this app.

[John Fadule @fadule_]

Life is amazing:

-gyms exist
-Christopher Nolan movies exist
-hot girls outnumber even moderately put-together dudes 2000 to 1
-you and your wife can get drunk at a dimly-lit steakhouse then go home and watch Titanic and smash all night without a condom
-you and your friends can hit the gym then smoke a joint at a Coldplay concert
-every food item in the world has been hunted and gathered for you (grocery stores)
-you could be working 16 hour days in a coal mine in a third world country
-you’re spinning on a sphere in an infinite universe and the fact you’re alive is a 1 in 500 trillion miracle

If anyone ever complains in front of you tell them they’re an idiot :)

[Dan 97 @DMonshor]

@3YearLetterman GO BLUE

[Fastbreak Hoops @FastbreakHoops5]

This video deserves an Oscar.

[Christy 💕 @Christy4Change]

Nightly Reminder ✨

Life is like a Camera.

- Focus on what’s important

- Capture the good times

- Develop from the negatives

- If things don’t work out, take another shot