Dayton Mooreorless

World’s #1 Anti-Porn advocate. I don't believe in watching balls like Billy Beane. I hate Saber Magicians. Parody

[Dayton Mooreorless @DMooreorless]

But, but, but, the Chiefs get all the calls. #CHIEFS #CHIEFSKINGDOM.

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Looks like Vance Joseph also gave up play calling duties to one of the Ryan brothers. #ChiefsKingdom #MNF

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Think we found out why Sean Payton gave up play calling duties. #scapegoat #ChiefsKingdom

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Injured, not open, drop. The Chiefs wide outs already in typical SB run form. #Chiefs #chiefsvschargers #ChiefsKingdom

[Dayton Mooreorless @DMooreorless]

I can’t wait for all the networks to get into a Derek Carr bidding war. I bet it comes down to who offers the biggest mascara budget. #ChiefsKingdom #chiefsvschargers #mascara

[Dayton Mooreorless @DMooreorless]

Sounds like a great plan to me as 28 is a perfect age for someone to have won their third Super Bowl . . . Eh . . . Never mind . . . May have to re-check my math.

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

Michael Penix will be 28 when Kirk Cousins' contract expires.

[Dayton Mooreorless @DMooreorless]

I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Thanks for the NOS! Salute, mi familia

[Ryan Wallace @The_RyanWallace]

Never in my life have I seen this tackle attempt

[Dayton Mooreorless @DMooreorless]

Disagree, I was the first saber magician to discover the correlation between the lack of masturbation and OPS+. I even named our approach Moneyshot

[Sam McDowell @SamMcDowell11]

John Sherman: “We have to make more data-driven decisions.”

[Dayton Mooreorless @DMooreorless]

Surprised Dwight can get away from the Beet Farm long enough to manage the Cardinals

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Good to see Happy’s caddy landed on his feet. #KCvsIND #Chiefs

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It’s the quality of the sandwich that matters, not the size. At least that’s what I’m telling my valentine.

[Dayton Mooreorless @DMooreorless]

Gore sighting #Royals

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Keep the line moving, #Royals

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WOOOOOOOO!

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MOOOOOOOOSE DONG!!#Royals

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HOSMERINE! #Royals

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Yea, I know when to send Gordo

#Royals

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WOOOOOOOO!

#Royals

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WOOOOOOOOOO!
#Royals

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Moose dong is the best dong. #Royals