The Real DMuggle

Parody account of the greatest man alive

[The Real DMuggle @DMuggle]

Counting down the hours til these jits get out of my sight

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Worst nightmare

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Last kid to get the joke "Get the fuck out"

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Me leaving without your bitch tonight does not compute

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Pop a cap in your bitch ass if you bust out that calculator fuck I look like

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My students are such pricks I sware

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For my niggas doe

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This bitch-ass smart board needs to hurry the fuck up

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When people say they gonna pass my test I'm just like

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Mrs. McRae wants my answer key if you know what I mean

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The circumference of dat booty got me longer than an irrational number

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Got so many side bitches even I can't do that math bruh lol

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You know, Stephen Hawking was walking before I met him.. Watch your back bruh

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These fleas from 1,000 camels can't even tough me right now fo real

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Mathemagicians squad up

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If you use your fingers to multiply I don't know you

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Hoes be on my dick faster than I can calculate the square root of 576,872... 759.52

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Some people order Frosty's at Wendy's. I get a paycheck

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When your brain is faster than your calculator #muggleprobz