Beth Anne 🩷💜💙

Striving for a balance of witty yet relatable content, bad soccer takes, and niche science humor. Tottenham Hotspur hate account. A whole PhD. She/her 🏳️‍🌈

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A thread of weird shit I’ve found around Philadelphia:

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Europe you know I am quite fond of you but we HAVE to work on your AC game

[Ryan Rosenblatt, Back to Back World Series Champ @RyanRosenblatt]

Cabo Verde is spiritually a CONCACAF island team

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Neither Paraguay nor Türkiye are North American, but somehow this game is still spiritually CONCACAF

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Last Scotland game in Boston immediately followed by Braziladelphia? The two cities that have my heart getting their due respect tonight I can’t stop smiling 🥹

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Matt Freese World Cup clean sheet?? Oh Philly stocks are SO up right now

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Listening to literally every other nation’s national anthem really puts into perspective how terrible the Star Spangled Banner really is

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Taking a moment during Haaland’s World Cup debut to remember his 2023 International Women’s Day message to his “female fans,” may we never forget the sacred texts

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Does Norway v Iraq have to have a halftime? I want 45 more minutes of this right the fuck now

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

I love football and this World Cup but If you think I’m staying up to watch fucking Iran vs New Zealand then you are absolutely right

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Absolutely nothing personal against New Zealand but an Iran win on US soil would heal me

[Esteban @RedSoxAsere]

Hear me out…

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Philadelphia I hope you enjoy every minute of this World Cup, this city deserves it more than anywhere, I’m homesick beyond belief 💚

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@Jimmyking35 I’m in Boston and about to go to bed, I’ll see if the city is still standing when I wake up 😂

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Thank you Scotland for sending your entire population to Boston this weekend, vibes in the city have truly never been higher

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Tonight I witnessed a Scottish family experiencing authentic Mexican tacos for the first time out in Somerville, MA, and I do think my faith in humanity is restored

[margs @sosaneitsinsane]

psa regarding the world cup

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Why does the flight attendant on my flight safety brochure have the Alysa Liu hair? Diva alert

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Evidently the Union/Miami game is an “Oops! No Defense!” game, big #MLSAfterDark energy

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That’s just the entire population of Boston, Massachusetts

[freakbob 🎱🌈 @loserpartyy]

the phrase "sweet summer child" implies the existance of "evil winter adult"

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Yelled “go birds” at some fans in Sixers jerseys outside TD Garden today, I may live in Boston now but I never forget my roots