Deoxys

(parody acc, not affiliated with game freak)
basic DNI
//user is a minor
//follows back (sometimes)

[Deoxys @DNA_MUTANT]

"..."

[deoxys joins #ptwt #parodytwitter]

[Deoxys @DNA_MUTANT]

Congrats!! Banana bread is a very convincing campaign strategy, and now I want some for breakfast

[Rea•THE•Glaceon @fresh_471_snow]

Thank you all for voting for me and making me win the first round! Have some banana bread! ^^

[Deoxys @DNA_MUTANT]

I bet on all my followers souls that I will beat rayquaza

[Deoxys @DNA_MUTANT]

"WHERE'S COFFEE?"

[Deoxys @DNA_MUTANT]

We're giving Regigigas one piece pacing instead of slow start.

[Deoxys @DNA_MUTANT]

"How to take a selfie?"

[Deoxys @DNA_MUTANT]

“I can confirm this game is not scary.”

[— ASH KETCHUM ! ⚡ @CHAMPOFPALLET]

All you guys suggest is creepy things! Do you want me to have nightmares?! Not like I wussed out or anything...

[Deoxys @DNA_MUTANT]

Can I do stuff in peace?

[Out of Context Pokémon @OoCPokemon]

deoxys u fuckin idiot i warned u abt the fuckin stairs

[Deoxys @DNA_MUTANT]

"Can people stop using ai to make it look like I lost to Rayquaza?"

[Finn the Human @WarriorofOOO]

IM OUT OF HERE!!!

[Deoxys @DNA_MUTANT]

"I think I can beat Rayquaza."

[Deoxys @DNA_MUTANT]

//uh I don't have anything planned for a 400 special

[Deoxys @DNA_MUTANT]

"These trainers need to get out of my way."

[Deoxys @DNA_MUTANT]

NO! DON'T KILL WEEDLE FOR FEATS, FINN!

[Deoxys @DNA_MUTANT]

“New restaurant is open.”

“What do you want?”

[Deoxys @DNA_MUTANT]

"..."

[deoxys joins #ptwt #parodytwitter]

[Deoxys @DNA_MUTANT]

"Let's give these robots a happy greeting."

[Deoxys @DNA_MUTANT]

@Loretta_washere is that fntd?

[Deoxys @DNA_MUTANT]

"It's probably nothing."

[Deoxys @DNA_MUTANT]

"It feels good to take a break from serving at Lun infinus!"

[Deoxys @DNA_MUTANT]

"Something feels wrong to me."