sparky polastri

basketball watcher

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Fuck it, im chubby

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Trump's going to take credit for the Luka Davis trade

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Will going to therapy take away my being funny?

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Dodger win. Making a baby tonight!

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Steve Bartman 2.0. dude is toast

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Back in my day we used to order in n out at the speaker box

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Today was a "ingest a lot of calories" type of day

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There will be an earthquake today in Los Angeles.

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Just once I'd like a hurricane to be named after me

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Damn, that Taylor Swift chick must be tired after working all those hours in a row

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Father's day: the day I can finally try the burger spot I've been eyeing for the past few weeks located 20 miles away. No questions asked 😄🍔

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I need more gay family members because I ain't got shit to celebrate in June 😔🙏

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Taco spots that accept credit card payments are usually trash

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My grandma called me the other day and asked if I was missing any teeth lmao nah dawg but I appreciate the concern

[Daniel Negreanu @RealKidPoker]

Legend

There will never be another Doyle Brunson

Doyle was @RadioAmanda favorite player by a mile

He will be missed by many, the Godfather of Poker

#RIPDoyle

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The best shows ever are Breaking Bad and Love is Blind

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Finally met somebody named Timon today

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Supporting the troops 🫡

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You know how there's people out there who still haven't had COVID? That's me but with Four Loko

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@y0_nels It's only a matter of time before the neo-cholos become Chiefs fans and they start calling the QB "mah-holmes"

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Okay, so all the NFL teams that gangsters root for are out of the playoffs