Psilosynesthia

Calm the winds of your thoughts and there will be no waves on the ocean of your mind.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

“What are you planning for Valentine’s Day”

Me: https://t.co/vj5GjyKZ8K

[Psilosynesthia @DNaztyXperience]

@jeanafoo You ever try to eat 3 square meals for breakfast?

[Psilosynesthia @DNaztyXperience]

This lady really watched me walk up to the elevator she's standing in and pry open the doors just to get in. Must've been a pretty uncomfortable ride up to have me stare at her confused and frustrated.

[Psilosynesthia @DNaztyXperience]

Idk how I'd work in the service industry without #kava and #kratom I swear. People are so entitled.

[Psilosynesthia @DNaztyXperience]

@jeanafoo C'mon you're from Miami, you know better than to believe people will be on time.

[Shows I Go To @ShowsIGoTo]

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https://t.co/aNkuRGJhQA

[Psilosynesthia @DNaztyXperience]

Dayum I wish I had some muthafuckin long johns right now.

[Psilosynesthia @DNaztyXperience]

Always nice to see an old boss in public, especially when you know you're better off without them. 😂

[Psilosynesthia @DNaztyXperience]

If anyone in South Florida is looking for particular legal assistance, personal fitness & dog training, or private parties for ladies, hit my DMs for more info. I know the best people in town.

[Psilosynesthia @DNaztyXperience]

I got a solution: quit getting conned by a price-gouging, bullshit internet/TV mogul. Instead, spend time doing something creative and productive rather than flipping through 4000 channels of mindnumbing garbage no one fucking watches anyways. https://t.co/HZP7RVEhvv

[AT&T @ATT]

Spending more time flipping channels than actually watching something? Finally, a solution.

[Psilosynesthia @DNaztyXperience]

Use that time to reconnect with old friends and fortify bonds rather than sleeping in and watching TV, that shit is petty.

[Psilosynesthia @DNaztyXperience]

Everyone complains about how the week between Christmas and NYE is boring, but honestly it is what you make of it. Use the leisure to build the rapport you have with your loved ones and engage in discourse concerning growth.

[Psilosynesthia @DNaztyXperience]

@Sir_Monroe Ayy que cute bro

[Psilosynesthia @DNaztyXperience]

Old friends, new beginnings with the OG #Kavasutra squad.

[Psilosynesthia @DNaztyXperience]

@GoodbyeSergio https://t.co/avuQBTySER

[Sergio @GoodbyeSergio]

Me @ all of miami right now

[Psilosynesthia @DNaztyXperience]

@GoodbyeSergio I don't know if I can answer that, but would you be interested in purchasing this wonderful kitchen knife set? It comes packaged with gluten-free coconut oil and a grape Dutch. DM for inquiries.

[Psilosynesthia @DNaztyXperience]

Out of contact lense solution, no problem. If it's good enough for Jesus it's good enough for me.

[Psilosynesthia @DNaztyXperience]

And go figure, literally got offered more like 7 minutes later. The audacity.