Vader

We both stared into the abyss, but when it stared back, you blinked!

[Marion @PaddockGirl_44]

Wewe hii utaskizia kwa radio warden akikubali

[RAVENLOCK @Ravenlock_FGC]

How it feels having failed to get into the tech field

[Jovy @chimajovita]

me running from the magician after he said "pick any card" and I picked his credit card

[Halle Berry @halleberry]

??

[Dave @Dave_VictimTwo]

Seeing someones tweet flop so you steal it and get a hit

[Victor Gatsby @LordGichohi]

Actually he is applying for that job, Commander In Chief of the armed forces.

[oniichaaan🎀 @yningts]

Sending your wife to reopen a church you had burnt down with people inside??? Wantam my nigga

[Eng RYAN🌏 @chel0goi]

Eeeh huyo wa Bibilia anapiga watu risasi kwa miguu anaendelea vipi

[Tiger @tigertwting]

We’ve always been cute. Unlike that random wig wearing PR merchant who needs a whole mane to look intimidating. 🤡

[Sir Adam ™ @AdamMaina_]

Maharagwe ya coconut cannot be referred by it's actual swahili name on UberEats because a certain baby was born on April 20, 1889 in Braunau am Inn, Austria.

[baby raccoon @bbyraccoon_]

Throwback to one year ago when I got death threats for this tweet #kirkaversary

[Jomba @mwabilimwagodi2]

A blue whale's anus can stretch up to 3.5 feet.

Making it the 2nd biggest asshole on Earth....right behind President Ruto.

[Xmagu @xmagu37113]

大哥，你这是纯技术啊，纯手搓啊

[Droid @droid254]

this is just plain stupid and insensitive to say ...no empathy and its sad

[Abu Iman @Mr_Guantai]

Wacha hata nitumie mrembo zingine za matibabu. For the culture.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

@EndWokeness Dodged a lot of bullets this past year.

[I am Chege @_James041]

Itabidi nikue sasa animal rights activist. You are doing injustice to this dog by calling him such a demonic name.

[𝕵𝖊𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖎 @JelaniMK]

Maturing is realizing Mac Muga was a victim of South African xenophobia