DOC Grump

Signed last will and testament of The Springfield Presbytery, was present in KC in 1968, and won’t be in Kentucky for @DisciplesGA 2021 bc COVID-19. I'm grumpy.

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I will resist saying Minority Leader Mitch McConnell in today’s sermon. I will resist saying Minority Leader Mitch McConnell in today’s sermon. I will resist saying Minority Leader Mitch McConnell in today’s sermon.

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Have the @LibertyU trustees checked to see if @JerryFalwellJr has an @OnlyFans account?

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For clergy who experience laity Sunday, let us pray to the Lord.

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This is not the key. #abide2019

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This feels like a creed. #Abide2019

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Is this a pep rally? Are we going to do the wave? #Abide2019

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“But can you kneel?” Joanne VerBurg roasting Gary Kidwell. #abide2019

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Can we get the @UniteThePoor Poor People’s Campaign to be a ministry of the General Church? #abide2019

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@ZombieACampbell He must be the dude from UCC Austin.

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The shortest distance between two points is not a skywalk. #Abide2019

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A little bit of sexism, patriarchy, and heteronormativity goes a long way. Ugh. #smh #abide2019

[Ike Nicholson 🦍🦬🦕 @drikenicholson]

Roll call of Ministries this evening @ worship. I want to add 1 more unsung hero of the church. Those who are married to pastors, especially the pastor’s wife & children. They live in the fishbowl, spend long nights alone and bear the pain and grief of their spouses. #Abide2019

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This postlude should be the soundtrack for God Friended Me. #Abide2019

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DMF has to be the worst acronym ever. #Abide2019

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Stand up, sit down. Is this Father Abraham? #Abide2019

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SINE NOMINE. It’s a toughie. I tried to tell Ralphie not to do those rhythms. #abide2019

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For those wanting new hymn lyrics:

Retweets I heed not, nor empty thirst traps / Thou mine Influencer, ‘cross all my apps / Thou and Thou only, first in my feed / Most Viral of Heaven, my Squad goals indeed

SLANE 10.10.10.10
#Abide2019

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Can’t say it any better than this. #abide2019

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“Are we there yet?” A question from children one hears on a skywalk #Abide2019

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Wait? No benediction??? Guess that got pruned. #abide2019