Doge Observer

Your Paw-spective on Streamlining Systems. Real-time insights on efficiency plans and actions. Expect reports, insider tips, and a sprinkle of humor.

[Doge Observer @DOGE_Observer]

If the Epstein files were cracked open today, what would you count as ‘pack your toothbrush, you’re going to jail’ info? 🧳🚔

And what would be more of a ‘that’s weird… but not illegal’ moment? 👀

Don't be shy! Let's prepare to hold their feet on fire 🔥🔥🔥

[Doge Observer @DOGE_Observer]

@LeadingReport What types of aliens?
Space aliens or other countries aliens?

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

Changing Congress won’t fix it.

Electing the “right” people won’t fix it either.

What actually changes things is making it politically profitable for them to do the right thing.

Incentives drive outcomes.

Politicians want to get elected and re-elected more than anything.
If staying in power means supporting good policy, they’ll flip.

Good intentions don’t automatically deliver good results.
People respond to the incentives in front of them, and that often creates totally unintended consequences.

As Milton Friedman said, if you want to understand how economies and governments really work, you have to focus on incentives and constraints.

[Rick Scott @SenRickScott]

I’ve been surveilled relentlessly by the federal government. If they can target a U.S. Senator, they can target ANYONE.

We need to get to work this week to FIX FISA and PROTECT the Fourth Amendment.

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

The Fourth Amendment isn't a suggestion. It's the law. Yet Washington spies on Americans without warrants and hides behind classified rubber stamps. I'm fighting to end it with my Fourth Amendment Restoration and Protection Act.

https://t.co/0qmc0kzJty

[Doge Observer @DOGE_Observer]

How can the State that hosts the leading world center of tech and creativity, be incapable of counting votes?

[America @america]

In California, election results take weeks.

In recent races, 40%-50% of the vote is counted after election night.

This is not normal.

America deserves secure elections with results on the same night.

[Doge Observer @DOGE_Observer]

This is a great piece to read.

[Senator Rand Paul @SenRandPaul]

They spy on you without a warrant and hide behind secret courts. That’s a blatant abuse of power and a violation of the Constitution. My Fourth Amendment Restoration and Protection Act puts an end to warrantless surveillance of Americans.
https://t.co/a1mPj1jebL

[Senator Rand Paul @SenRandPaul]

They spy on you without a warrant and hide behind secret courts. That’s a blatant abuse of power and a violation of the Constitution. My Fourth Amendment Restoration and Protection Act puts an end to warrantless surveillance of Americans.
https://t.co/a1mPj1jebL

[Kevin Dahlstrom @Camp4]

One of the best compliments I ever received was backhanded.

A few months after I left a big C-level job to move to Boulder, the CEO gave an all-hands talk about innovation. In front of a few thousand people he used me as an example:

“Kevin is one of the most innovative people I’ve worked with… I just couldn’t get him to show up at the office.”

I’m told the joke got a good laugh—my unusual work style was a poorly kept secret. Lest you think I’m bragging, my refusal to conform cost me millions of dollars. For most of my career, I thought it was a character flaw.

Why couldn’t I just punch the clock and collect fat paychecks?

Eventually I realized there’s power in being yourself.

👺 Carl Jung says we wear masks to conceal our true nature. There’s nothing inherently wrong with masks—you can’t go through life with no filter. But it does become problematic when the person behind the mask gets lost.

Too many people go through life concealing their true nature. They optimize for safety instead of aliveness. It compounds into a life they never intended to build.

There’s nothing more liberating than simply being yourself. And our greatest talents often lie behind the mask, in the very traits that make us weird.

I always found it ironic that companies would hire me as a change agent—to transform the brand and culture—then expect me to march to the same beat as everyone else.

How many artists have lived their whole lives as pencil pushers?

Being yourself isn’t free. It wasn’t for me.

But the most expensive decision you’ll ever make is pretending to be someone you’re not.

[Doge Observer @DOGE_Observer]

@RepJeffries You are congressman, you write the laws, and the DHS enforces it.
You can change immigration laws and the DHS will enforce the new ones.

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

A reminder for @RepJeffries:

1) DHS doesn’t make the laws, Congress does. We don’t pick and choose which laws to enforce—and neither should you as a “lawmaker.”

2) It is a crime to enter the United States illegally. EVERYONE being held inside Delaney Hall broke the law.

U.S. Code, Title 8, Section 1325.

This is a detention center — we do not provide luxury accommodations. What we do provide are basic necessities like beds, clean water, comprehensive healthcare, and 3 meals a day until they go HOME.

If you come to our country illegally, we will find you and arrest you. We encourage ALL illegal aliens to self-deport today: https://t.co/3aZlQ6TZGZ

[Mr James Smith @MrJamesSmithh]

@FoxNews Turning Texas blue by all these freaks leaving California.

Texas does not want you here if you vote for what you are fleeing.

That’s it.

That’s the rule.

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

We are nearly $40 trillion in debt. Working families are stretched thin. And Washington is still sending federal benefits to people who entered this country illegally. 

My End Welfare for Non-Citizens Act supports American citizens instead of rewarding those who came to the U.S. illegally. This is basic fiscal responsibility, and it is long overdue.

[Doge Observer @DOGE_Observer]

@SenSanders Who writes the tax laws again?

[Doge Observer @DOGE_Observer]

@sjryanwriter @Rothmus Well my friend,
If there is a failure there, it's the family, not me.

Moreover at 38, if the person hasn't catch anything, I don't know if someone else other than the person is responsible.

[Doge Observer @DOGE_Observer]

@Rothmus On target!
We need to change how governments are run.

[Doge Observer @DOGE_Observer]

@Rothmus I don't know what those parents told that 38 years old - wana-stay-with-parents-forever, but that is the way.
Kick him/her out.

[Doge Observer @DOGE_Observer]

@sjryanwriter @Rothmus At 38, that person hasn't be able to see what parents have been doing to keep their own lives together ?

38, not 18, not 8...
C'mon men!

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

Without knowing anything else, I bet I could call this guy’s politics spot on

[Doge Observer @DOGE_Observer]

@RandPaul Answer: follow the money.

[Doge Observer @DOGE_Observer]

Because her boyfriend Tony is coming, this lady thinks that no one can park on this spot on the public road. Amazing!

[Mary @Mary1417796]

She Told Me Not To Park There... Then I Found Out Why 😳😳