🦆 sherwood

maximum effort - wade wilson

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@packers really shitting the bed today huh?

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Quarterbacks in the 2019 season

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Feel free to fav it so i can figure out which shmuck clicked fuck off doug

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Ive been off twitter for awhile curious if anyone still tweets/checks it

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Too bad they didnt fucking cover

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My favorite part of working in the city this summer has been a homeless guy yelling at me and my coworkers “Ay yo im tryna buy a house in long island i need some donations im $375,000 short!”

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Thats rich and waviee!!

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Sometimes when im asleep on the train ill have a dream about food and wake up a little pretend chewing in my sleep #hungry

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Nothing like a yelling political argument at 5 in the morning

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Happy fathers day to me im all yall fathers with this fucking stellar dad bod

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Came through diffin ... peter griffin

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Im VERY judgmental when it comes to rating my lyft drivers i take everything into consideration

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If she only knows jersey shore from the family vacation .... shes to young for you BRO

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Was your mom a beaver because DAAAAAMM girlll

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Mother told me she found me at the dining room table sleeping over an empty box of dominos, happy mothers day ma

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Yesterday i kept following this lady around from the herald having her take pictures of me in an attempt to be on the news paper, so keep ur eyes open

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Making 20 waffles last night at 11:30 really made the night awesome

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Some lady saw me laughing at my phone and started laughing with me and i wanna be more like her

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Uk not many people still utilize twitter like it once was back in the day and for the people who still do

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Need a good laugh, go on let go app or criags list and search mirrors and look at people trying to take pictures of their mirror to sell