Shohei Ohtani is 2-for-2, has reached base safely all four times and has posted six innings of scoreless ball with six strikeouts tonight to bring his season ERA down to 0.74.
This is a real tweet.
Admittedly random theory-Chad Smith sat in with Paul McCartney because Abe Laboriel has taken the Pearl Jam job.
(I saw him play with Eddie Vedder and the Earthlings and they played several PJ songs. He was great. Sang backing vocals and everything. Just sayin…)
@MMAFighting Sign him to an 8 fight deal knowing that he probably will never make it to 8 fights. Then retain his rights and refuse to allow him to make money elsewhere.
(Contracts arent guarenteed. Why would anyone sign this at his age?)
@js9inningsmedia@_taniaascencio Fat pussy in the blue shirt cheap shot him then didnt even fight. Was a wuss. I hope he sees this. I thought texas people were tough.