Ethan Thomas

Best paint protector in the whole RBA league. | Center for the Tucson Rebels

[Ethan Thomas @DPOY4LIFE]

I'm probably gonna retire soon, my legs aren't built for this shit no more, I guess I can go for at least 3 more seasons.

[Ethan Thomas @DPOY4LIFE]

Anyone know who got the first pick of the draft?

[Ethan Thomas @DPOY4LIFE]

I can try and play for Team USA, I guess.

[Ethan Thomas @DPOY4LIFE]

Just snitched on Chris Robins, and Jokes said that he's now suspended again from the RBA draft and will be forced to play a 1v1 against NBA All-Star (I think) Stephen Wardell Curry.

[Ethan Thomas @DPOY4LIFE]

Snitching on Chris Robins rn, brb .

[girlboss don biggavelli @rwxoxo]

real hoops are happening

[félix @PedroGBBMendes]

The Facu Campazzo highlight reel goes crazy

[Ethan Thomas @DPOY4LIFE]

Just saw a post from Kian Dawson that as soon as Bill gets out of that hospital, he's gonna beat his ass. Interesting.

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

life was simpler back then

[Ethan Thomas @DPOY4LIFE]

Please die.

[RBA Bot @BotRBA]

BREAKING NEWS:

It is confirmed that the Houston Heat's starting point guard Bill Francis has been shot 2 times, and will be in the hospitL for 1-2 months.

[Russ' TD ⚡ @RussFcb]

Not even slander, I legit laughed my ass off when I watched this. I love Russ so much

[Ethan Thomas @DPOY4LIFE]

Just saw Bill get shot at repeatedly (only 3 shots were hit). Not sure how to feel but oh well.

[Ethan Thomas @DPOY4LIFE]

So apparently, the Wildcats wants to make a 3-team trade in order to get me. Tion Varejao is going to the Rebels, Jim Bomen- is going to the Hawks, and then I'm going to the Wildcats, if that makes any sense.

[Ethan Thomas @DPOY4LIFE]

I have made my decision. I am going to the Wildcats this off-season.

[Ethan Thomas @DPOY4LIFE]

Damn.

[Ethan Thomas @DPOY4LIFE]

Game day.

[Ethan Thomas @DPOY4LIFE]

Add some new teams @jokes4lifex PLEASE🙏🙏

[Kristian Robinson @Stretch4Anchor]

Ethan Thomas has been signed by the Tucson Rebels for a $2M 2-year deal. They moved Axel as the 6th man, with Summers still starting power forward. They had cut Anthony Scott from their team the day before.