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There’s a whisper in the pines, clear your May 20th schedules

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Please reply to this or text DO on the side that you will be participating so we have a number for when I call to get tee times.

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May 18th.

Due to everyone and their mother picking up golf as a hobby, we will have to earn our tee times this year. With the one week out schedule release, I will be calling The Bog to try and get the tee times early morning on May 11th.

Clear your schedules, we are back.

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David Nojuku > 106.5 #DPPlayoftheweek

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Golfer Spotlight: Austin Liu
Nickname: Auggie

Being our resident Nets fan, it’s safe to say he really hopes to bring the Kidd/Jefferson Nets version of his game rather than Harden/KD version. And if the rain continues and floods the course, he’ll be playing as much as Simmons

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Golfer Spotlight: Tyler Fitzgerald
Nickname: The Hammer

Eloquently nicknamed, Tyler honed his craft on the hollowed grounds of Rockland Golf Course, spraying Pinnacles in every direction. In his own words, “better wear a helmet” when this kid steps into the box

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Golfer Spotlight: Sean O’Donnell
Nickname: Old Man Rivers

Dont let the youthfulness of his player picture kid ya, heat will factor into his gameplay as he will only go as far as his old man knees will take him. If Driver’s awake, could be huge for his team

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Golfer Spotlight: Jon Parece
Nickname: Driver Jon

Quite the clapper from the tee box and willing to play in the dirty areas, if Jon can collect more ooh’s & ahh‘s out of his iron game than screams, he could be a dark horse to end with the lowest score

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Golfer Spotlight: Dan O’Mara
Nickname: POOM

Although his origins are ancient and foggy, it has been said that the POOM was birthed half panther, half doom. One thing that is certain, however, is if you hear Illenium blaring in your backswing, the POOM is breathing down your neck

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Golfer Spotlight: John Kellerman
Nickname: Fat Jack

Voted most likely to have bigger calves than Phil Mickelson. Though Jack has slimmed down there’s no doubt he still likes to eat out. But on the course he’ll be looking to go knuckles deep in the hole to pull out birdie putts

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Golfer Spotlight: Kevin Coyne
Nickname: The Commie

Don’t let his stature and jovial nature fool you, this kids got a complete game. Top 3 softest hands in the tourney around the green. Tee box, you ask? Just like the Soviets in the Cuban Missile Crisis, he’s bringing the nukes

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Golfer Spotlight: Daniel Barnes
Nickname: DB

This guy can smack the ball. Never tapped in a scrap, can he tap in some puts? If Dan gets the putter dialed he could have the field in a choke hold. Be warned, if you so much as whisper in his backswing you boutta get fucked up.

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Golfer Spotlight: Kris Samaras
Nickname: Big Toff

Born the son of a mattress mogul, KS will have a clear advantage on reading the firmness of the greens. Parlaying Tee Box-Fairway-Green on consecutive shots could be troublesome, but he‘s a pony oddsmakers would tell ya to bet on

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Golfer Spotlight: Joseph Devine
Nickname: Houdini

Now you see him, now you don’t. From the barroom to the scorecards, if you lose sight of Joe it’s likely too late. Grab his location on the 1st otherwise the only sign of him will be the harrowing sound of a 2008 Nike Sasquatch

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Golfer Spotlight: Kyle Lunetta
Nickname: Koala of Anger

Usually a docile creature, when it goes bad on the course the wires can cross. Clubs become tomohawks in a flash. Kyle knows his way around a glizzy and he sure wouldn’t mind having Joey Chestnut type numbers on the card.