Dave Kelly

Daddy, husband, Architect, working on myself bit by bit.

[InfoGram @_InfoGram_]

Epic moment 🔥

🇺🇸Trump at 5:00 PM — “No President has done this. We got Iran to talk nukes. Maybe even give them up. This is First time ever.”

🇺🇸Obama at 6:00 PM — “Did it already. No missiles fired. Moved 97% of their enriched uranium out. We didn't have to kill a whole bunch of people or shut down the Strait of Hormuz like you.”🔥👏

[Emma 💛💙🇩🇰🇬🇧🇪🇺 @MonkEmma]

Did you see this headline?

Did you feel the requisite anger and rage at asylum seekers that The Sun was asking of you?

Did you maybe blame Starmer because.... um... it was probably his fault🤷‍♀️

Would you like to know the reality behind the headline?

Course you would!😜

Let's take a look

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[Matthew Todd 🌏🔥 @MrMatthewTodd]

I’m not a fan of Starmer, but whatever he does – literally whatever he does - he is ripped apart, ripped to shreds, by the telegraph, Mail, express, Sun, spectator, the very same people who installed Boris Johnson and the appalling Liz Truss.
The same people who installed the governments that caused Brexit and the financial chaos that has ensued, the same people who have driven this country into the ground.
I’m sick to death of them.
They are the biggest threat to this country and all of us across the board, no matter what our politics are. We need to get billionaires out of the Media

[Dave Kelly @DPPKelly]

@JBBarrington Where’s the mug from JB?

[Miss Chief 🤨 @Midge1415]

Akin to Fred West nominating his beloved wife Rose for Mother of the Year Award. You couldn't make this shit up. What a time to be alive 🙄

[John O'Connell @jdpoc]

Since Boris Johnson came to power, there were 142 Tory U-turns.

In one case, 3 in one day.

I listed and documented them on a thread which ran from Dec 2019 to June last year.

On each of them, #BBC’s Mason declined to ever use the word ‘U-turn’.

[Dave Kelly @DPPKelly]

@lauriewhitwell @Paddy_Boyland Michael Carrick incoming?

[Dave Kelly @DPPKelly]

@FergusCraig Did you make yourself like them? Like the Heinz 57 rule? I tried but gave up after a dozen or so goes.

[The Ayrshire Separatist @DanielJMath1]

BREAKING!!

[Dave Kelly @DPPKelly]

@carl_thompson70 Wow. Haven’t been in there for years. That’s Temple Bar prices! Was it any good?

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[Dave Kelly @DPPKelly]

@pgaskell13 Probably me being daft Paul but I can’t find these on the website?

[Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov]

With all the focus on Keir Starmer's freebies almost nobody is asking about who is really funding the man most likely to soon be his opposite number https://t.co/ZW516z06cA

[Dave Kelly @DPPKelly]

@Tim_Burgess Double bill next time @RadioNorthwich bring Heaven17 to the Plaza in Northwich Tim?

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

10,000 anti fascist punks are in Blackpool for Rebellion Festival. Safe to say the little Tommy lads misjudged this, like most of their pitiful life decisions. They ran away.

Moral of the story: Don’t fuck with punks, they hate the far right.

https://t.co/u4k4iERxFx

[Dave Kelly @DPPKelly]

@StockportNoir @laurenbeukes @davidbishop @JoCallaghanKat @NatalieC_Author @MWCravenUK @CazEngland @erskine_fiona @HaleWrites @mariwriter @LesleyKara @Anna_Mazz @theresilientkid one for the cemetery sisters??

[Paddy Pimblett @PaddyTheBaddy]

No wonder men don’t speak up.

I put my feelings out there and tell men it’s okay to talk.

I just get told to kill myself and have pictures of scousers dying sent in the reply’s.

We need to change this mindset

[Dave Kelly @DPPKelly]

@sidlowe Dirtier than a miners shoelace . . .

[Dave Kelly @DPPKelly]

@WittonAlbion @RadioNorthwich Check the postcode - shouldn’t it be cW?