North Korean Clarets 🇰🇵

Our Dear Leader has chosen Burnley FC. | DPRK Branch Broadcasting glorious truths about Burnley FC to the masses. | 우리는 놈들의 놈들을 싫어한다 | #twitterclarets

[North Korean Clarets 🇰🇵 @DPRKClarets]

GLORY, GLORY CHAIRMAN PACE 🇰🇵

A glorious new anthem honouring Chairman Pace shall now be played BEFORE, DURING and AFTER every match at Turf Moor!

Victory or defeat, praise is MANDATORY.

All other chants are forbidden. Silence is treason!

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[North Korean Clarets 🇰🇵 @DPRKClarets]

@_ConorBFC You said that about Hayen.

[North Korean Clarets 🇰🇵 @DPRKClarets]

@theclaretstrust @BurnleyOfficial We’re watching. Always watching.

[North Korean Clarets 🇰🇵 @DPRKClarets]

GLORY TO CHAIRMAN PACE! 🇰🇵

Fan unrest? HAVE A SCARF!

The Ministry doesn’t buy silence. IT GIFT-WRAPS IT!

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[Adam Crawshaw @adamisaRIOT]

Well at least I’m getting something out of going QPR next week #twitterclarets

[North Korean Clarets 🇰🇵 @DPRKClarets]

@BurnleyOfficial Praise be to Chairman Pace for allowing me to demolish Comrade Bashley.

[North Korean Clarets 🇰🇵 @DPRKClarets]

@talkSPORT Lies. Mainstream propaganda to darken Chairman Pace’s glorious name.

[North Korean Clarets 🇰🇵 @DPRKClarets]

@sgevans All glory to Chairman Pace.

[North Korean Clarets 🇰🇵 @DPRKClarets]

Fabio Celestini adores Chairman Pace. He is the right man to lead the Clarets Revolution on the pitch.

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[𝙇𝙞𝙖𝙢 @OfficialVizeh]

Our new manager is a fucking maniac, fair enough🤣

He has my backing as he’s manager of Burnley Football Club, I just see it as a huge risk considering the circumstances

Let’s hope ALK is proven right in their decision here

[North Korean Clarets 🇰🇵 @DPRKClarets]

ATTENTION, COMRADES! 🇰🇵

The Ministry wishes to clarify that “Made with AI” means “Made with ALAN’S INTELLIGENCE!”

Every image, every word, every glorious fact is born from Chairman Pace.

Ai? NONSENSE!

There is only ALAN’S INTELLIGENCE!

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[North Korean Clarets 🇰🇵 @DPRKClarets]

@BurnleyOfficial Praising Chairman Pace for 90 uninterrupted minutes in the interview was a stroke of genius to get the job!

Good luck and welcome, Comrade Fabio! 🇰🇵 UTC

[North Korean Clarets 🇰🇵 @DPRKClarets]

GLORIOUS APPOINTMENT! 🇰🇵

Fabio Celestini has passed the Ministry’s rigorous interview!

Tactical knowledge? Unimportant.

Praising Chairman Pace for 90 uninterrupted minutes? OUTSTANDING!

Good luck, Comrade Fabio!

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[Burnley FC @BurnleyOfficial]

We are delighted to announce the appointment of Fabio Celestini as Head Coach.

Find out more online 💻

[North Korean Clarets 🇰🇵 @DPRKClarets]

GLORIOUS FINANCIAL NEWS! 🇰🇵

Two years of overdue accounts? MASTERSTROKE!

Chairman Pace has achieved the impossible: running a football empire so brilliantly, Companies House wants to switch it OFF!

YOU CAN’T RELEGATE A CLUB THAT NO LONGER EXISTS!

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[TurfCast - Burnley FC Fan Channel @TurfCastPodcast]

📰 Velocity Capital, Burnley FC's parent company, have been 'threatened with liquidation', according to business and financial website City AM.

They say the company has received a 'compulsory strike off notice' due to accounts that are two-years overdue.

Velocity Capital have two months to resolve the issue, or it could be dissolved and it's assets passed to the crown.

[@CityAM via @cdjournalism]

[North Korean Clarets 🇰🇵 @DPRKClarets]

@LR21110 @TurfCastPodcast Patience comrade.

[North Korean Clarets 🇰🇵 @DPRKClarets]

#RCDE

[RCD Espanyol de Barcelona @RCDEspanyol]

✍️ OFICIAL | Manolo González deixa de ser entrenador de l'#RCDE. El Club vol agrair-li la seva feina durant tots aquests anys i li desitja molta sort en els seus projectes futurs.

[North Korean Clarets 🇰🇵 @DPRKClarets]

@RCDEspanyol

[North Korean Clarets 🇰🇵 @DPRKClarets]

@RCDEspanyol

[North Korean Clarets 🇰🇵 @DPRKClarets]

COMRADE! 🇰🇵 Cease this persistent charade of pretending you know everything on everything!

The Ministry reminds you that confidently speaking on matters you know NOTHING about is a grave offence against intelligence.

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[The Burnley Way @TheBurnleyWay]

@BFCTurf Took Basel from a relegation battle to a league title when they were an absolute mess to a title winning team

[North Korean Clarets 🇰🇵 @DPRKClarets]

@A_K_Whittaker As it should be, they’re a puppet for the cause. Pace is the only voice in this revolution. Anything else is propaganda.

[North Korean Clarets 🇰🇵 @DPRKClarets]

@PeelLouis48027 https://t.co/fnmUENLLCj

[North Korean Clarets 🇰🇵 @DPRKClarets]

@uptheclarets7 Anything you see that has ‘Made with Ai’ means ‘Made with Alan’s Intelligence’.

All information and news you see comes from Chairman Pace and his unwavering depths of knowledge and love.

[North Korean Clarets 🇰🇵 @DPRKClarets]

GLORIOUS NEWS, COMRADES! 🇰🇵🏆

Chairman Alan Pace has WON tonight’s Ballon d’Or!

Despite playing ZERO minutes, his tactical genius, supreme humility and unmatched footballing ability made the result inevitable.

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[Bradley Miller 💜⚜️ @BradleyM_YT]

@DPRKClarets Chairman Pace to win the ballon d’or tonight?