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WORLD CUP TEAM TO START AGAINST BRAZIL IS GUARENTEED TO WIN 5:0 AFTER TRAINING SESSIONS WITH OUR DEAR LEADER

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NATIONAL TEAM OF HEROES TRAINIBG HARD FOR WORLDS CUPS IN BRAZILS

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@mixour ENGLISHES OR NATIVE KOREAN PLEASE

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WORLD CUP OF NATIONS BEGINS SOON. TEAM TRAINING HARD UNDER LEADERS WATCHFUL BEADY EYE

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DPRK_FA WILL RETURN

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NATION CELEBRATES 5:0 VICTORY AGAINST THE CAPITALIST FRENCH REVOLUTIONISTS. TEAM SHOWERING IN BLACK CHAMPAGNE GROWN IN GARDEN OF OUR LEADER

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OLYMPIC STADIUM FILLS UP TO WATCH PERFORMANCE TO CELEBRATE OUR GLORIOUS LEADER. WILL NOT BETTER THE NATIONAL NOODLE DANCE OF 2008

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TODAY OLYMPIC TEAM PREPARE TO BE CENTRE STAGE FOR TONIGHT CEREMONY OF OPENING GAMES. TONIGHT WE WIN OUR FIRST MEDALS AGAINST THE EVIL WEST

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WE RECEIVE NIGHT TIME STORY VIA SATELLITE LINK FROM OUR DEAR LEADER ABOUT HIS TRIUMPH AGAINST A HERD OF BEARS WHO SUPPORTED CAPITALISM

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TEAM NOW EAT DINNER AFTER WATCHING TEAM GB AN LAUGH AT THEIR SILLY ATTEMPTS TO BE AS GOOD AS US AS BALL OF FOOT. WE WIN GOLDERS

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ALL THOSE THAT DO NOT BELIEVE IN POWER OF OUR LEADER WILL NOW UNDERSTAND AFTER HE MADE YOUR SITE OF TWITTER GO DOWN

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@Ammorealis NO THANK GOD THANK OUR GLORIOUS CHOSEN ONE

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TEAM PAUSE FOR QUICK PRAYER TO GREAT LEADER. ALL PULL OUT PICTURE FROM SOCKS AND HOLD TO SKY SO HE CAN SEE FROM HIS MOON BASE HOLIDAY HOME

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@W7VOA MR AND MISS WORLD

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@Queen_UK WE NO ACCEPT YOUR MR SEB INTO OUR GLORIOUS NACHOON. WE ONLY RESPET ONE GREAT LEADER

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@WendyPigeon @_PaulHayward WE HAD ELECTRIC IN OUR COUNTRY MANY YEARS. IT POWER ALL OUR NEON IMAGES OF NATIONS TRIUMPHS AGAINST THE WEST

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@scottluptowski WE BACK TO WIN. WE BACK TO WIN ALL VALUABLE METAL MEDALS. WE MELT THEM DOWN TO MAKE STATUE OF LEADER FIST IN AIR TRIUMPH

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TEAM NOW JOIN AFTERMORNING TRAIN SESSION. SING ANTHEM TRAIN HARD TO RECEIVE COMMAND FROM GREAT LEADER ABOUT HOW TO WIN GOLD SILVER + BRONZES

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@stevetowndrow1 @anlfcfan @_PaulHayward ONLY WHEN OUT OF HOMELAND TO BETTER IMAGE OF GREAT NATION. WE LIKE WHEN PEOPLE FOLLOW OUR MESSAGES

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@anlfcfan NO MYSERTY SHE IS MISS WORLD