Donald P. Zabriskie

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@TonyMassarotti Has anyone ever seen Adley Rutschman and Triston Casas in the same room at the same time?

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@RealAlexBarth @985TheSportsHub Guy looks like a serious stiff.

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@Savageboston @jjones9 He always had that Breaking Bad vibe going for him.

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@Savageboston Franklin Arias arrives

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@tylermilliken_ @alexspeier I hope Arias knows how to navigate eastbound Mass Pike traffic now.

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@BOSSportsGordo I know! Who'd have thought anyone would give up ANYTHING for that stiff!

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@rogerclemens With the abundance of Tommy John surgeries occurring throughout all levels of baseball from High School on, do you feel that today's pitching mechanics puts too much stress on the elbow and has abandoned the emphasis on the leg drive that pitchers like yourself used?

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@LucilleBurdge After crapping himself early in the season, this kid has NO interest in returning to the team this year. Hope there's a legal avenue whereas the Sox can petition to get his contract voided due to his falsifying an injury to avoid playing.

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@BOSSportsGordo @alexspeier But have his nails dried? That's the big question.

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@cgasper So glad to hear everything went well and that you're back in the ring. You've been missed and now everything seems as it should be - welcome back!

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@tylermilliken_ @alexspeier Kid's a wuss. If he ever grows a set, send him to Worcester for a complete year.

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@gingersnaphyde Two left handed hitters. Just what they needed.

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@tylermilliken_ @JDelongchamps Maybe they'll let him use an aluminum bat

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@BOSSportsGordo Mikey Romero 2.0

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@tylermilliken_ Great. Another utility infielder type. Looks like another Mikey Romero career minor leaguer.

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@Ryanx2q @Matt37774308 @tylermilliken_ That looked good for a while.

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@tylermilliken_ @TheGregHillShow In the immortal words of Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack - "My arm! I think it's broken!"

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@tylermilliken_ @TheGregHillShow Anthony and Mayer need to summer in Worcester. Maybe if/when they're recalled in September they'll learn what it takes to be a major leaguer.

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@BOSSportsGordo Move him to the Office of the Medical Examiner. That's where they keep all the other stiffs.

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@Savageboston @timbhealey Try moving him to the Medical Examiner's Office instead. That's where all the other stiffs are.