DP

I heard y'all got jokes so here I am. Born in the late 1900s. Bass Head. CSU alum. A series of unfortunate tweets.

[Max @Juicewag]

There are Columbus sister cities everywhere for those with the eyes to see

[Real American @ecofishsex]

Brave enough to do this but not brave enough to drink out of the same drinking fountain as a black guy

[Noah Wilson @noahwilsoncares]

This is the kind of stat ESPN pulls when two abysmal teams are playing on prime time

[Oliver @TruOllie]

@wtfahhh0 Obviously she went to a pro.

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

@UnderdogNBA De Vaartkapoen, by Tom Frantzen, 1985

[EspacioNX @EspacioNX]

"It's just a game"

The game:

[Lion (Flip you like…) @Champ_Lion]

.@wemby

[DP @DP_OG]

Moral: down

Stonks: down

Weight: soaring

Liver:

[Creole_Pisces🫶🏼 ♓️ @creole_pisces22]

HOLLERING 😭😭😭😭

[Horny Posts for Male Yearners @greaserburger]

20 grand for the labor shed

[Chello Rosé 🍷 @ChellyJellyBeen]

This lady at the gym asks me what age do I think she is. I said she looks 63. She gasps and said that she is 41. Now, why would you put me in that situation?

[Jan @janelsooo]

We really used to get four bags of chips for $1

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

😂😂😂😂

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

Buying a house with my lunch money

[Old Media @oldmedia]

Are you this old?

[SomeGuyOnPhone @FrancescoSolbak]

@theliamnissan