DP

I heard y'all got jokes so here I am. Born in the late 1900s. Bass Head. CSU alum. A series of unfortunate tweets.

[Deportation Hotline @DeportHotline]

Steve Jobs would have taken a bullwhip to the engineering team for this.

[Absolute Gaeul @AbsoluteGaeul]

@Cindtrillella YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO TO LITTLE ASS DOGS LIKE YOU IN HERE?!?

[Daze DaVinci 🐂🀄️ @dazedavinci]

how is this not a meme yet

[Sports Enjoyer @ball_knower_19]

If you celebrated the last Jayden Daniels win by having sex with your wife the baby would already be crawling

[Who Is That? @TheMSeries1]

Jason Whitlock has seen better days

[its six fn @itssixfn]

They stole your childhood man go be young and turnt at 35

[Juice 🧃 @Juicecryptic]

we are living in a boondocks episode

[Uncle Rich @humbleblazer]

22s on da Grilled Cheese

[Tommy Strawn 🎃 @GymiHNDRXX]

Dressed like Reba McEntire

[Paisa!✭ @liigles]

Nigga look like a X BOX 360 Avatar

[𝓜𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓷 @meg_lynn_g]

A 49ers tramp stamp is insane.

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course

[Zillow Gone Wild 🏡 @zillowgonewild]

What’s stopping you from buying this 9.69 acre private island off the Florida Keys for only $16,900,000

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

The Falcons graphic designer looking at the quotes...

[Ari🦋✨ @Ariszn12]

Every time you go to the post office the person in front of you has a problem that has never happened before in all of history.

[Fiona @FionaSmall]

Pope Leo:

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

France is currently destroying itself from within. Thankfully, the NFL is sending over a respected diplomat to end the conflict.

[🐈‍⬛🎃America Is Musty🎃🐈‍⬛ @DragonflyJonez]

That dude tried job shaming me first implying I was unemployed. I’m never gonna be the bigger person and I do not apologize for that. You go low we going to hell!