palanderz

[StreetBrawlHub @StreetBrawlX]

How do you start a fight and end up loosing

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

My toddler loves Monsters Inc. especially Mike Wazowski.

Yesterday I was in Walmart and came across this cool t-shirt.

I immediately bought it, put it on in the car, and rushed home to show my toddler.

I hunted her down as soon as I came through the door.

She was sitting on the couch watching Hogi and eating Goldfish crackers.

I said, ‘Libby check out my cool new shirt!’

I was beaming. I just knew she was gonna think my shirt was the coolest shit ever.

She looked at me, looked at my shirt, scoffed, and yelled, ‘GO AWAY!’

Listen.

I don’t think we talk enough about what huge pieces of shit toddlers are.

That’s literally my TV you are watching.
I paid for those Goldfish crackers.
That’s my fucking couch.

I bought this cool t-shirt ONLY because of you.

And this is your response you f#ggot piece of sh!t??

You are wearing a shirt with a turtle on it that says, ‘Turtley Adorable’ you fuck!ng idiot.

You are broke.
Homeless.
Have poor life skills.
You can’t even fucking speak English.

You are basically a Somali immigrant only brighter in complexion and with much less forehead mass.

I’ll wipe my ass with this shirt.

Fuck this shirt.

Bitch nigga.

Your mom is fat.

[kuno @kunoo]

This guy made a trading bot that was programmed to make $0 profit just to waste the IRS's time. 😭

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

Cody is messy but I respect it 😭😭

[IKENNA @kena_ewuru]

“De@th to all men”

A sneak peek of what a world without men would actually look like

[FMC (📈,📈) @FreeMrktCptlst]

how it feels using three bong hits and a cup of coffee every morning to beat the mental health epidemic while your peers mainline ssri’s and inject chinese peptides into their ballsacks

[Zawz @OsRsZawz]

Niggas get out of jail and immediately log into RuneScape it’s me I’m niggas

[Asuka Groyper 🚬 @asukagrypr]

Up until the last episode of America First, this was one of Nick Fuentes greatest ever monologues. Mandatory listening for all new Groypers.

Truly a man beyond his years.

[palanderz @DPalandro]

@LibsHateUs Just sat down in a Waffle House this the first thing I see on my phone

[palanderz @DPalandro]

@stevewilldoit Btc

[palanderz @DPalandro]

@JesterJum Bill clinternet

[palanderz @DPalandro]

@JesterJum Router? I barely know her

[Yewfelle🔜 AQF @__Meitnerium__]

me and who

[TONY™ @TONYxTWO]

We’re living in historical times

Hate him or love him, you have to admit that he’s one of the greatest Presidents of our lifetime 🇺🇸🔥@realDonaldTrump

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Exactly

[The Appalachian Podcast @GetOnTap]

This scene alone deserved an Oscar 🤣

[Turkish Mark @JonnyJohns7]

Couple of Beers… 🤣🤣

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

Im in love with this edit 🤣🤣🤣🤣