Daniel Pfaff

KCMO | UCSC PhD student Psycholinguistics and frisbee things 🏳️‍🌈

[Daniel Pfaff @DPfaffenhoffen]

@januarycomputer Do yall think the concept of a glow up is incomprehensible to a 4D creature

[wim o. 🐈 @nyannibalizm]

the new 7 deadly sins are
Gluttony (phone addiction)
Greed (doordash)
Envy (FOMO)
Sloth (Cancelling plans)
Lust (polyamory)
Pride (thirst trapping) and
Wrath (ragebaiting)

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

Today is a fairytale ❤️💍

Congrats to Travis and Taylor—we're excited to have you as a permanent member of the Chiefs Kingdom family!

[Gisele Navarro @ichbinGisele]

“Collectively, the AI search engines provided incorrect answers to more than 60% of queries.” ~ @CJR

🔗 https://t.co/57OYuI2lK9

[Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch]

Our societies are too enslaved to market logic, and everything risks being subject to self-interest and the quest for profit. Volunteering is prophecy and a sign of hope, because it bears witness to the primacy of gratuitousness, solidarity, and service to those most in need.

[Daniel Pfaff @DPfaffenhoffen]

@alexcrayonicles I was a doubting thomas and now i believe

[Daniel Pfaff @DPfaffenhoffen]

@alexcrayonicles Why did you keep all of this for this long 😂

[Daniel Pfaff @DPfaffenhoffen]

@theashleyray I took a class from one of the researchers and that “evil” guy actually became a conscientious objector in the army draft because he knew what kind of person he became w/ power

[Daniel Pfaff @DPfaffenhoffen]

Hanging out with a friend during a medium-long layover is the adult version of sneaking out in high school

[Daniel Pfaff @DPfaffenhoffen]

@alexcrayonicles You’re a big bowl’s worst nightmare 😤

[Daniel Pfaff @DPfaffenhoffen]

The universe really does contain multitudes
Just learned ants have 1800s level societies with agriculture (fungus) and herding (aphids) and medicine (amputations) and even war (battles vs termites)

[Daniel Pfaff @DPfaffenhoffen]

@Locati0ns I wanna refute this but it does make sense 💀

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

How to determine order of authorship? Alphabetically? Seniority? Contribution? WRONG!

[Psychonomic Society @Psychonomic_Soc]

How do our minds remember words? The answer: layers like an onion! A review by @MassimoSt @dsalvaz @giuliorossetti @dan_marinazzo @yoed_kenett @mvitevit shows why multilayer networks are best for modeling the mental lexicon. @DPfaffenhoffen #psynomPBR https://t.co/JT3yHuHQQx

[Daniel Pfaff @DPfaffenhoffen]

@dan_marinazzo @Psychonomic_Soc @MassimoSt @dsalvaz @GiulioRossetti @yoed_kenett @mvitevit Many good options for layer analogies! I just couldnt resist this reference

[Chester Cheetah Fan Account @AkmaiaSkia]

Odio esta app.

[Daniel Pfaff @DPfaffenhoffen]

I regret to admit that LinkedIn’s games are in fact really fun

[trash jones @jzux]

for health reasons i will be upping my dose of whimsy

[Daniel Pfaff @DPfaffenhoffen]

Potential alternatives to the opposite of a passenger princess:
Driver Duchess
Motor Monarch
Road Regents