Dan

[callum @calluml70n]

@scottlkimber13 Especially when you tidy it for a bird, to then get pied🤪

[Rob Lowe @GetDown_LOWE]

Adult friendships are hard. Everyone is busy and life happens.

I’ve learned you gotta text people when you’re thinking of them. A simple “thinking of you, hope all is well” really goes a long way.

[lol @DEEKZ_SA]

People smoke cigarettes with dead children on the packets. I don't think Arial size 14 font is gonna stop anyone having fish fingers https://t.co/Or2v875Ewp

[Stormzy @stormzy]

Cheer up ya prick it’s Christmas x

[Curtis @cjw1098]

I was offered sex by a 25 year old woman in exchange that I’d advertise some sort of kitchen cleaner for her. Of course I said no because of my strong will power. Which is just as strong as Astonish. The super strong kitchen cleaner now available in scented lemon or vanilla

[Dan @DPlayfordsmith]

@tombennett_14 😂 https://t.co/tpzWaiSF7w

[Michy Batshuayi @mbatshuayi]

When the game needs a 94th minute winner 🕶️ call me #Batsman 😂😂😂

[Mack @Mack_Armstrong]

I'm a broken man

[Cesc Fàbregas Soler @cesc4official]

WE DID IT AGAIN, WE DID IT AGAIN...... CHAMPIONS OF ENGLAND!!!!!! WE DID IT AGAIN!!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

[The Sandbox @Capitancarloc]

He worked hard all season, he showed patience, he never moaned and in the end he got us the title🏆@mbatshuayi #NeverGiveUp

[Jme @JmeBBK]

Trading 212 suck ya mum

[Connor @cmjdaniels123]

Kuddooossssss here we come tomorrow 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

[Dan @DPlayfordsmith]

Ah man can't believe E-Dubble has passed away, so gutted 💔

[GIGGS @officialgiggs]

What ever madness is happening in your life just keep moving forward.
You'll be fine.

[Ꭲ◯ℳ @tombennett_14]

Stay real

[Dan @DPlayfordsmith]

Can't wait to get back to festival season 👅

[Dan @DPlayfordsmith]

Doesn't feel very Christmassy when it's 37 degrees out 😂😂

[Dan @DPlayfordsmith]

Only a month till I'm out of here✈️