Cal, Baron Ducreux

A 70’s baby in Texas that watches foreign language films, listens to drug dealer music, curses a lot, rides bicycles, and may have PTSD from past life fuckery.

[Cal, Baron Ducreux @DPragn]

@justthe24196746 @LaurenKARE11 I have reliable sources, that anyone can access, that point to you being an idiot, racist, homophobe, and just a generally miserable human being.

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@BBCWorld That’s a face that says, “Welp, guess that story didn’t work.”

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White fragility and entitlement: complain about vaccine mandates and cards while scheming to purchase fake vax cards. On the other side of their mouth, that same person will complain about illegal immigrants using fake documentation.

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And they dead ass serious.

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Listening to white people define/classify ethnic foods. Eg. “A hot dog is technically a taco.” 🤔 What!?

[Cal, Baron Ducreux @DPragn]

Another one… “If you think about it, a corn dog is just a ravioli “ 🤔 What!?

[Cal, Baron Ducreux @DPragn]

Sometimes you look at someone and their situation and everything just makes sense.

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Go. Little. Rockstar.

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‘Shaw Brothers’ is a rabbit hole I’m always happy to go down.

[Cal, Baron Ducreux @DPragn]

How are you in your mid-40’s, with at least five kids, posting about some “clown ass nigga” “lying” on your “name” “…to get pussy.” on a Friday night? Wow.

[Cal, Baron Ducreux @DPragn]

One of those days where I thought the parking lot was too full and almost turned around and went home.

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My Spotify wrapped was depressing and violent. 😂 It was a transitional year.

[Cal, Baron Ducreux @DPragn]

Barely clinging to life by a thin thread of emotional and mental detachment since 1975.

[Cal, Baron Ducreux @DPragn]

Foreigners joke about how Americans are into America and don’t know anything else outside this country. And I just realized it’s so hard for me to find someone that likes foreign language films. 🤔

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I’m trying to do the bare minimum today cause I’ve been hustling all week. Everyone else been Cadillac’ing all week and wants to hustle today.

Negative. Today, your problems aren’t my problems. Try again on Monday.

[Cal, Baron Ducreux @DPragn]

Everybody trying to live their version of what they think life is; some of y’alls versions are a little problematic.

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Reason #… to buy an air purifier for your space: less dust and lint in your home means less dust and lint in your vehicle.

[Cal, Baron Ducreux @DPragn]

Modern day Austin is a manufactured, master-planned, phony type of weird that reeks of entitlement, aucacity, wash days, and spiked seltzer.

[Cal, Baron Ducreux @DPragn]

20yr old me flex was the car, the job, the clothes, and living paycheck to check.

Mid 40s me flex is stability, mental and emotional peace, and putting bills on auto-pay so I never have to see them.