the blonde scarface

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[fast fix @halfexposure]

Having a wife is like if a jew lived in your home

[*☆A࣭࣪ꭑִׂ͓ׅ࣪ᦒ᩠ִׂ໋ׅ࣪꯱ָׂ Dυᥣᧉ᩠֗x Ⓧ🕷️ @amos_dulex]

Millions of porn site and he asked for your nudes. Be grateful!!!

[Bruno Fernandes @B_Fernandes8]

how can I assist you? ☕

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

“Until death, all defeat is psychological."

[kache @yacineMTB]

you can outsource your thinking
but you cannot outsource your understanding

[the blonde scarface @DPrym_]

real 💎

[thurl @payy2x]

ngl.. a nigga fly me out im landin’ right on the dick😭🤷‍♀️

[the blonde scarface @DPrym_]

@bigbrownson @FabrizioRomano ayoo bro they aint no longer paying for impressions on a reply

[the blonde scarface @DPrym_]

credit score about to hit double negative

[lucky（中国民生版） @ikeM877605]

@TReverie 习近平就像鸡巴一样，可以变长变短

[the blonde scarface @DPrym_]

i know a certain demographic would love this phone

[Sony | Xperia @sonyxperia]

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https://t.co/zgSQ9MLWFP

#SonyXperia #Xperia1VIII

[Luda🧸 @Ludathygoat]

Sometimes the dick goes soft mid-stroke to protest mid pussy. Yeah… the dick has standards too.

[the blonde scarface @DPrym_]

@FuneralDrinker pause

[Rèed @Ian_San254]

Slow sex needs a tight pussy, You can't Walk Slowly in Afghanistan

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Idea: An anonymous “vote to end meeting” button on Teams where if 50% of people press it, the meeting ends immediately.

[Brotherhood @DiggingInTheDi1]

@TheJoeySwoll There's a reason why all-women gyms are unprofitable

A woman that can't get attention is like one deprived of oxygen

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

TRUMP: "We have a ballroom that's under budget. It's going up right here. I doubled the size of it because we obviously need that."

REPORTER: "The price has doubled..."

TRUMP: "I doubled the size of it, you dumb person. I doubled the size. You are not a smart person."

[Farida Bemba Nabourema @Farida_N]

It is quite satisfying to watch the antelope loudly proclaim its friendship with the leopard. But the entire savanna knows, that this friendship has never existed anywhere but in the mind of the predator searching for a more comfortable way to feed, and that of a prey so foolish it has mistaken the beauty of those spots for something other than the last thing it will ever see.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​.

[Sahil @sahill_og]

POV : USING CLAUDE OPUS 4.7 TO JUST RENAME A VARIABLE

[dk. @hey_dk16]

Eating the lower lip is the best part of a kiss

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

Stranded astronauts thinking they successfully made it to one of the planets safely only to discover they have landed on the Gilgil-Nyahururu road.

[the blonde scarface @DPrym_]

@mlinganya 😂😂