Daquan Is A Person

26 | failed aspiring comedian | politically fluid | film grad c/o '22 (full sail) | progressive, not liberal nor leftist (learn the difference)

[Daquan Is A Person @DQNPRSN]

Brenda Meeks' death in the first Scary Movie, when viewed through a more contemporary lens, could be seen as the character getting hate-crimed while also doing its job as a Scream 2 reference.

I'll explain if needed, but I hope a good chunk of y'all are smart enough to get it.

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

Hey stupid bitch this is what happened every time black built their own shit!

Y’all don’t know how to mind your business and leave people alone! EAT A DICK!

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

Yall know if Karmelo Anthony was the aggressor they would have been released that video 😳

[Red Media @RedMedia_us]

In 2021, Karmelo Anthony made news headlines for rescuing a 6-year-old boy from drowning at a public pool in McComb, Mississippi. 🥺

[Daquan Is A Person @DQNPRSN]

To call for Karmelo Anthony to be publicly executed or "lynched" as some inferior beings are putting it is to "send a message" completely asinine, downright racist, and reeks of white fragility.

Stop making a race issue out of things that aren't race issues.

[Daquan Is A Person @DQNPRSN]

Karmelo Anthony is morally innocent as he was simply standing his ground in self defense. Legally, however, he should've been charged with manslaughter (heat of moment) instead of first degree murder (premeditated).

With that being said, I don't think the trial was fair.

[Daquan Is A Person @DQNPRSN]

Let this Austin Metcalf's death serve as a lesson [regardless of race] to mind your fucking business and keep your motherfucking hands to yourself because you don't know what the other person is gonna do in response.

[Thorkeem, son of Keem @KeemWins]

I'm still amazed how Ricky Sosa was the hottest thing out the indies at the start of this year and the black hole that is TNA did light work in making him colder than a Marigold house show

[Daquan Is A Person @DQNPRSN]

The dumbasses are calling Metro 2039 "woke slop".

God forbid we be historically ACCURATE by having Nazis as the bad guys.

[Finesse @ProWFinesse]

Running Giulia's face turn in Italy was such a great move.

They made it feel like a massive moment.

[We Ain’t Got It. @BrokePhiBroke_]

The think pieces on a comedy spoof movie is something…. Are y’all okay?

[Daquan Is A Person @DQNPRSN]

None of the 'Scary Movie' movies got a critics' score higher than 52%. The 1st one has the 52%.

Critics never liked the 'Scary Movie' franchise or similar comedies; they like pretentious Oscarbait that sprinkles jokes into a drama film instead of being a full-blown comedy movie.

[Jordan | 先生 @jordanovweb3]

SCARY MOVIE JUST GOT DESTROYED BY ITS OWN MEDICINE.

The franchise that spent 26 years mocking bad movies just became one.

13 years to make it. Critics needed 13 seconds to destroy it.

- Anna Faris, Marlon Wayans and Regina Hall all came back. Critics still hated it
- It opened with one of the lowest RT scores in franchise history
- It's still projected to make $40M opening weekend regardless
- Wayans said the whole movie is built on "anti-woke" humor and pronouns jokes

26 years mocking others. Now they're the punchline

[Daquan Is A Person @DQNPRSN]

@Pumpkagami @CameronRaines13 @irlgenjishimada @snocVEVO @LucyAlsoLauren Honestly, same. These mfs trippin🤣

[Daquan Is A Person @DQNPRSN]

@LlTTLEMlNNOW @snocVEVO @LucyAlsoLauren He said "sprayed", NOT "raped".

[Daquan Is A Person @DQNPRSN]

Posts like this are exactly why I firmly believe that combatting media illiteracy should be a bipartisan issue.

Media illiteracy is not a trait that's exclusive to those with hyperpolarized right-wing politics, but also to those with hyperpolarized left-wing politics.

[Daquan Is A Person @DQNPRSN]

You're deliberately lying about this movie to push a politically-driven narrative, like you're the Critical Drinker.

In the clip YOU posted, HUNTR/X had literal heart eyes after Shorty undressed, indicating that they're down. How was it rape? Is it bc he's high and they aren't?

[T.I. of Kreme π🏳️‍⚧️ @TrinaSabinz]

Put her in White Chicks 2 so I know it’s real

[Daquan Is A Person @DQNPRSN]

If what I'm hearing is true, white people and whitewashed people of color are gonna be PISSED by Scary Movie 6. 🤣

[Self Made AO 💫 @KXNGAO]

Excalibur sighed off of the first Dynamite of Pride Month with : "FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE! THIS IS ALL ELITE WRESTLING!"

Which is a peaks reference where a character played by the late David Lynch said it it while standing up for a transgender colleague!

[Daquan Is A Person @DQNPRSN]

He cucked too close to the sun. 🤣

[TMZ @TMZ]

💔 EXCLUSIVE: Lena the Plug files for divorce from Adam22.

Details: https://t.co/ygs8SqPTwM