DRAMASPILLER

Hi! I like to spill tea and investigate and tell you what I think about things!

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my stomach: drink some water

me, about to order an iced coffee:

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me drinking me drinking
iced coffee black coffee

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going to college is GREAT because you learn new things that you’ll never use just to become in debt for the rest of your life for a piece of paper that will get you a dead end job that starts at $30,000 and you spend your days and nights in a fetal position regretting ever going

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you ever just get stuck in traffic but have to pee

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a JOB where you can CUDDLE CATS?!?!?!

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okay... does anyone else remember these from elementary school or did i just live through a fever dream

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planet of the apes just isn’t realistic to me. i don’t believe apes could take over the world. NOW planet of the geese? that’s realistic. the aggression, the dominance they possess, the DNA that’s shared with the t-rex... they have it all

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the father, the son, and the holy spirit

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how to figure out the height of a man:

1. if they say they’re 5’7, they’re 5’5

2. if they say they’re 5’10, they’re 5’7

3. if they say they’re 6’0, they’re 5’11

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i have been laughing for 5 minutes straight

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never thought the beginning of a possible apocalypse would start with a video from chet hanks saying tom hanks is not tripping

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@ coronavirus being a serious pandemic

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me in 2012 vs me in 2020
joking about realizing it’s
the end of the actually
world possible

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me: do you love me?

mushu:

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coronavirus knowing she’s the center of attention

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seniors: can’t wait to graduate :)

coronavirus:

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quarantine mood board

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me getting ready to spill the tea i made up to myself during quarantine because i’m bored: