🔞 uncle pussy 🔜 BROKE

23 year old aspiring reviled furry cartoonist and plastic skeleton enthusiast. works unsuitable for everyone! 🔞

[🔞 uncle pussy 🔜 BROKE @DRBONERGARAGE]

"Madame Therapy-Jargon" (now with pretty colors!)

[🔞 uncle pussy 🔜 BROKE @DRBONERGARAGE]

>guy sends me photos of his dog
>"you think he's cute?"
>"oh hell yeah dude, cool dog, he's awesome"
>checks profile
>zeta in bio

[🔞 uncle pussy 🔜 BROKE @DRBONERGARAGE]

remembering the time a guy came into my grindr dms trying to sneakily ask if I wanted to fuck his dog and I got banned cause I told him he should actually go fucking kill himself

[🔞 uncle pussy 🔜 BROKE @DRBONERGARAGE]

did you know that grindr will silence you for telling the Truth

[🔞 uncle pussy 🔜 BROKE @DRBONERGARAGE]

I would go as far as to call cornfed the ideal sugar daddy; that man will treat you like a fucking princess for some ass, eric duckman is just an unreciprocative emotionally stunted broke ass brat power bottom

[🔞 uncle pussy 🔜 BROKE @DRBONERGARAGE]

toxic slow burn friends to lovers

[🔞 uncle pussy 🔜 BROKE @DRBONERGARAGE]

you see i feel like it's easy to mistake cornfed as the bottom here but he's actually more of a rose-petals-on silk-sheets-lighting-candles-and-busting-out-the-massage-oils kind of service top. they're in that office making sounds the neighbors have to call the cops on them for

[sarah ⚢ @lesbicot]

instead of winter depression does anyone get summer depression and the heat drives you even more crazy

[🔞 uncle pussy 🔜 BROKE @DRBONERGARAGE]

@RitaFoxfursuits my suits so far have mostly leaned into taking inspiration from works of the 90s-early 2000s like Matt Groening, Klasky-Csupo, and Jim Henson but the vintage Tom Bluth-esque toony style has so much potential for pushing exaggerated, fun, silly expressions I LOVE it

[🔞 uncle pussy 🔜 BROKE @DRBONERGARAGE]

@RitaFoxfursuits I absolutely ADORE the old toony style, it feels like you're one of the few makers keeping an otherwise forgotten fursuit style alive, I rarely consider commissions cause most modern styles aren't really my speed but if I ever have the budget I would LOVE to comm you someday :D

[🔞 uncle pussy 🔜 BROKE @DRBONERGARAGE]

taking an adderall, a viagra, half a gram of mushrooms and a weed gummy to get ready for DL steak and onion panini trade #iloveyouwawa

[🔞 uncle pussy 🔜 BROKE @DRBONERGARAGE]

"The Sharp Objects And Hand Mirrors Store"

[🔞 uncle pussy 🔜 BROKE @DRBONERGARAGE]

@ch3m1cal_tree a good buddy of mine offered me one just to see what would happen and I can confirm even through the headache and stuffy nose that even a cocktail weenie is still, in fact, a weenie

[🦊Rita🦊 @RitaFoxfursuits]

cat fursuit head I made for s0me.g4l on IG, basically inspired by Banjo the Woodpile cat UwU

[night_owlll @night_owlll]

the category is videos that ruined my sense of humor forever at the age of 12

[mox @rudethehamster]

Colony of sentient mice and rats on a riverbank in derbyshire circa 1900 because in 1798 a normal rat contracted a dna altering viral illness which made her offspring develop abnormally advanced brains and nervous systems in utero and some fleas spread it a bit

[🔞 uncle pussy 🔜 BROKE @DRBONERGARAGE]

@S1CKHEARTS_ okay so im not going crazy cause I've had like three people tell me my shit smells like straight nutsack

[leopard print bussy @bigsnugga]

i dont like seafood boils. dont take me to one of them places. i dont want my food in a hot bag. sippin on microplastic crab juice. shit dribblin down your chin. grown ass man with a bib on in public. do your kinks at home

[🔞 uncle pussy 🔜 BROKE @DRBONERGARAGE]

@fagdisease this is why I'm not going to MPX 😭 id rather eat sand than step foot in the state of Florida and for what? to see one thousand xeroxed twinks in blue fox heads get swept away by the current when my fat ass steps into the pool?

[BEYOND BINARY @thekitodiet]

All bubble blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar.

[🔞 uncle pussy 🔜 BROKE @DRBONERGARAGE]

@Jdjdndhdkdbidmd yeah like were not even at he tip of the iceberg with the amount of "barely legal teen pussy!" strokers in brick and mortar shops cause WHEW that shit is rough