remembering the time a guy came into my grindr dms trying to sneakily ask if I wanted to fuck his dog and I got banned cause I told him he should actually go fucking kill himself
I would go as far as to call cornfed the ideal sugar daddy; that man will treat you like a fucking princess for some ass, eric duckman is just an unreciprocative emotionally stunted broke ass brat power bottom
you see i feel like it's easy to mistake cornfed as the bottom here but he's actually more of a rose-petals-on silk-sheets-lighting-candles-and-busting-out-the-massage-oils kind of service top. they're in that office making sounds the neighbors have to call the cops on them for
@RitaFoxfursuits my suits so far have mostly leaned into taking inspiration from works of the 90s-early 2000s like Matt Groening, Klasky-Csupo, and Jim Henson but the vintage Tom Bluth-esque toony style has so much potential for pushing exaggerated, fun, silly expressions I LOVE it
@RitaFoxfursuits I absolutely ADORE the old toony style, it feels like you're one of the few makers keeping an otherwise forgotten fursuit style alive, I rarely consider commissions cause most modern styles aren't really my speed but if I ever have the budget I would LOVE to comm you someday :D
@ch3m1cal_tree a good buddy of mine offered me one just to see what would happen and I can confirm even through the headache and stuffy nose that even a cocktail weenie is still, in fact, a weenie
Colony of sentient mice and rats on a riverbank in derbyshire circa 1900 because in 1798 a normal rat contracted a dna altering viral illness which made her offspring develop abnormally advanced brains and nervous systems in utero and some fleas spread it a bit
i dont like seafood boils. dont take me to one of them places. i dont want my food in a hot bag. sippin on microplastic crab juice. shit dribblin down your chin. grown ass man with a bib on in public. do your kinks at home
@fagdisease this is why I'm not going to MPX π id rather eat sand than step foot in the state of Florida and for what? to see one thousand xeroxed twinks in blue fox heads get swept away by the current when my fat ass steps into the pool?
@Jdjdndhdkdbidmd yeah like were not even at he tip of the iceberg with the amount of "barely legal teen pussy!" strokers in brick and mortar shops cause WHEW that shit is rough