Beattie

vindicated robot enthusiast

find me places @ Tsiegtiez

he/him

[Beattie @DRBeattie]

I was not at all ready for this to happen in the middle of this album

https://t.co/11kp0jiMk8

[heɪz(ə)l @cisgenderhaver]

I went to an apartment showing today and the current residents have a portrait of the toilet on its tank

[ahad @wiresandtrees]

The Whispering Door

[NeoHana 🪿 @_NeoHana_]

IT'S BEEN 24 YEARS BUT I HAVE FINALLY BEEN VINDICATED

NO LONGER AM I THE ONE BLAMED FOR SETTING THE FAMILY LAPTOP ON FIRE IN 2002

MY DAD HAS ADMITTED THAT IT WAS HIS FAULT

NO LONGER WAS MY 30 MINUTES OF NEOPETS GAMING THE CAUSE OF IT CATCHING FIRE!

[Beattie @DRBeattie]

trying to insist to my therapist that I *do* have life goals

[Beattie @DRBeattie]

love these things. all the impact and mouthfeel of sugar water while also providing the same satisfaction as chewing on ice cubes

[matt @mattybtweets69]

For sale. Baby coffin. Didn’t need it. 👍

[Beattie @DRBeattie]

govt by the people, for the people

[Robert Skvarla @RobertSkvarla]

Rep. Mace is asking Dr. Ginexi about Anthony Fauci and vaccines causing "turbo-cancers."

[ダサセーター画像 @dasasweater]

ポークマンのピンバッジ

[The Theater Lovers | Will & Rachael @theater_lovers]

Sure but Jefferson never cast Madeline Kahn in four movies

[Beautiful Disaster 🖤 @GirlfriendHaver]

If I was a werewolf I would be so quiet and chill during my transformations. I would excuse myself to the restroom and even wipe the foam from my mouth before returning and ripping everyone to shreds

[quartz @quartzmorrigan]

for your penis, dick, and balls (2), you fucking moron

[Beattie @DRBeattie]

remembering a bunch of my intrusive thoughts in a row and all the empaths in the room throw up

[27. @dimvji]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers i don't approve

[27. @dimvji]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers i don't approve

[Beattie @DRBeattie]

cultural infection complete

[WTNH News 8 @WTNH]

Ranch-style dressing has apparently become popular enough with foreigners visiting the US that the Transportation Safety Administration (TSA) was forced to issue a PSA reminding them to stop bringing home bottles in their carry-ons. https://t.co/pFRTB12iW9

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Being a human would be so much cooler if our Bodies could Keep up with our Awesome Habits like Alcoholism

[corn @normal_food]

the problem with new york is that there's no bars