David Jones

This week, I have mostly been eating Boubon Biscuits!

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Smile girls you are on camera with all your stolen Crocs.

[David Jones @DRJonsey]

@Haggis_UK He is shitting his Y-Fronts 😆

[The Rev. Anton Mittens 🌹👮🎓 @MittensOff]

Just seen a parent holding a child looking out at the racist rioters at the Rotherham hotel. This man was throwing stones at the windows. Twitter do your thing - find him tell the police.

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

Smashing in a Greggs …
The hard men of sausage rolls

https://t.co/jvEWo8JTq5

[Anonymous🇬🇧👀 @AnonymousUK2022]

Please help us identify this one

#Rotherham !

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Anyone know who this bastard is?

[cez @cezthesocialist]

I’ll be giving this video to the police but someone find out who he is in the meantime

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

Imagine that was your son

[David Jones @DRJonsey]

@BladeoftheS It's OK, they will probably try and eat it

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Here is a load of patriots robbing Lush, don't retweet it wouldn't want them to get in trouble.

[Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy]

A headline that perfectly captures the sheer stupidity of racism & prejudice.

[Omid Djalili @omid9]

The majority of crimes in the UK are committed by people born in this country. The vast majority of our murderers and pedophiles were born here. 

The 17 year old alleged to have committed the atrocity in Southport was also born here. The real criminal problems in this country are without doubt caused by people born on these shores.

And the far right response to this obvious fact is to attack people who weren't born here.

Is that what patriotism is: the unshakable conviction that crimes cannot be the fault of UK citizens?

The 17 year old British boy alleged to have carried out these heinous acts is clearly very unwell and inarguably seriously mentally ill.

Surely they should be setting fires and throwing bricks at Broadmoor or Rampton? Because that’s where a lot of mentally ill people are.

But no. They’d rather attack a Holiday Inn in Rotherham housing asylum seekers who have escaped war and persecution because that’s the patriotic thing to do.

[Rob B @RobBfromDerby]

“It would have been an insult to the memories of those poor murdered girls if I had not stolen some bath bombs to accompany the iPhones I nicked earlier”

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

Really good stuff from Starmer, particularly when he goes off script and answers questions directly.

[Rob B @RobBfromDerby]

“I fought the law,
And the law won …”🎶

[Rob B @RobBfromDerby]

Now being questioned by the fashion police.

[Georgi Siana @SianaNache79742]

This racist creature, called Katie Hopkins was spreading fake news and hatred that fuelled the Southport riots. Will the authorities charge her?

[David Jones @DRJonsey]

@Sandford_Police Give the dog a medal

[dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @mrdavemacleod]

yep still funny https://t.co/RBp1bpAkRP