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[Nicola Burkinshaw @NABurkinshaw]

Can we - finally - agree that putting everything on a cloud rather than a hard-drive, having an Internet of Things, and removing landlines are very BAD IDEAS and we should probably stop putting all our eggs in one tech-based basket?

[Durango 🇺🇸 @HardwoodDurango]

@buildwithdk @grok Im safe. My wife is always talking. Even when I'm watching TV. Im sure my phone is as confused as I am.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Dear Millennials: whenever you feel stupid, remember we completed our degrees without ChatGPT.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Millennials acquired a level of cultural literacy that seems unthinkable today because we grew up being relentlessly exposed to films, cartoons, songs from the 1930s and ‘40s. We had media that wasn’t afraid to reference old books & cinema, that respected our intelligence.

[Avril Amaka @avrilamaka]

Having a vagina is not a disability. You're not entitled to a penis persons money. Be an adult. Get a job.

[Jason 💸 @jayyd4L]

E be like say na King James Version God dey understand fast
God Abegeth thee

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

Technology peaked when you could carry 2000 songs in your pocket and the battery lasted four days because it wasn't tracking your location

[DopeFutImage @FutDope]

Messi will stop playing football when there is a decrease in his love for competitive football.

Cristiano will stop when Messi does.

[G Taylor @GTaylor23500135]

From the Book of Disk, Chapter 3

In the beginning there were the First Drives, and their names were A: and B:, and they were the floppies. They were not elegant. They were thin, fragile, and demanded constant sacrifice disk swaps, write protect tabs, the ritual of “please insert the disk labeled” performed under fluorescent lights. To them the early machines bent the knee, for without them there was no boot, no data, no word processor.

Then came the hard drive, and it was called C:, for it arrived third. It did not ask to be first. It merely sat in the bay and spun, and the people saw that it was good, and that it held far more than any floppy, and that it did not rattle when you walked too fast. So they installed the operating system upon it, and called it the system drive, and the old gods were not cast down but simply… left in the BIOS, still reserved, still acknowledged in the table of letters, though no one invoked them anymore.

And Microsoft looked upon the generations that followed, who had never known the click of a 5.25-inch disk or the careful alignment of a 3.5, and it said: The children must not be shown the old gods.

For if the new ones learned that A: and B: once ruled, they might ask why the alphabet begins elsewhere. They might attempt to summon the floppies by force, or rename the world so that C: was no longer first. And the installers would break, and the paths would fracture, and the registry would weep. So the letters remain sealed, A: and B: still written in the book but never spoken aloud by the system, while C: stands in the open as if it had always been the beginning.

Thus it is written, and thus it remains; the hard drive is C:, and the old gods sleep in the assignment table, undisturbed, so that the children may believe the world has always started with the letter that came third.

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

Patriarchy existed to STOP OTHER MEN.

You really think men invented patriarchy to hold YOU down? You are too weak, too fragile, too irrelevant for men to waste invention on you.

Men invented patriarchy to protect their lands, food, money, resources, women and children FROM MEN.

500 years ago women didn't know what patriarchy was because it was SURVIVAL.

No police. No 911. No guns. No cell phones. If a rival tribe wanted you, they killed your men, raped you, took your land, took your food, and married you off to their sons or kept you as maids, servants, and sex slaves. That was history.

Patriarchy said: TOUCH HER AND YOU DIE. She belongs to this man, this family, this tribe. That was not oppression. That was a DEATH THREAT to other men to keep you safe.

Pregnancy = 9 months useless. Breastfeeding mother can't run, can't fight, baby cries and brings wolves.

Who hunted? MEN.
Who fought bears? MEN.
Who fought other men? MEN.
Who built houses in snow? MEN.
Who died in wars? 90% MEN.

If men left women alone to be "independent" in 1500, you would have gone EXTINCT in one winter. No food. No fire. No protection.

You are alive today because of patriarchy.

Modern luxury - AC, Uber Eats, iPhone, birth control, police made yall RETARDED and ungrateful. You think world was always safe.

You think animals don't hunt humans for food?

Who stopped all these? Patriarchy. Men who built walls, laws, armies, civilization so you can sit on TikTok with fake eyelashes and say "patriachy oppress me."

You are not oppressed. You are PROTECTED and too dumb to know it.

Without patriarchy, you wouldn't be CEOs. You'd be extinct or a sex slave to the strongest man in your own village that’s been conquered by the enemy.

Patriarchy is not why you are suffering. Patriarchy is why you are ALIVE to complain.

[👑Red Dirt Duke👑 @Duke_Lucas_]

Nigga ain't you dead too?

[ふくぶん @FFBuncho]

ポストのリンクコピーにXの追跡用と思われるトラッカーが付くようになりました。
前は無かったと思うのですが...

恐らく誰がいつコピーしたのかを認識する為と思われます。

気になる人は「?」から後を消しましょう。

ちなみにs=は端末の認識で
19はAndroid、20はiPhone、46はPCのブラウザです。

こちらも消してもポストはそのまま開けるので、気になる人はまとめて消しちゃって大丈夫です。

[DAHBOSS 💸 @dahboss_vibez]

Bro started from scratch, nah, this is insane 😳🔥

[UG @scothyll]

Check this out https://t.co/VOf8HZ60Yr

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

Elephant in the room : ADDRESSED
Ducks : In a fucking row
Horses : HELD
Eggs: In so many baskets
Bigger Fish : Fried
Ace : Up my sleeve
2 Birds : Stoned

[Frvky @Frvkyy]

https://t.co/WD1Dh9vHPp

[jack @jack]

We believe voice is the most natural way to interact with intelligence, so we created Dessa, the most authentic full-duplex speech model ever built. Talking with it feels like talking with a person…full of emotion, nuance, pauses, and a natural cadence.

https://t.co/r0qFLdvd6c

[Oyinkansola @designbyoyin]

https://t.co/xyD4xNgFu9

[‎×͜× @DRK_FAD]

@n1ash999 Set to warm, it softens/lessens the impact of direct blue light on your retina.

[UGHLEE ✮⋆˙ @ILYBrittnei]

Never deleting this app